Vamped

Waking up at 4:00 to some sirens that sound hella close but I was like ... ehh it's probably nothing until I hear a man shouting DO WE NEED TO COME DOWN? look out the window, it's a shit ton of firemen suited and booted .... is that smoke?? .... why I open the front door in no pants and a neighbor in a similar states of undress like ... do we leave? 5 mins later my brother said they evacuated his floor THIS IS NOT A DRILL it's fine though they didn't evacuate our floor but it's smoky and all the engines have pulled off now so .... Woo

Me in the back, knowing you done fucked up

Racist aura XD

Welp. Best you can do now is enjoy the fuck out of this mental breakcation

I kinda got annoyed because the chick was like .... oh no I don't have a purpose ... let me just wait for this dude to give me one And I was like no thanks

I can't get into that one. Everybody keeps saying it's good .... but I keep getting stuck

Not that I was going .... but y'know .... guess I'll just leave this the whites

Its cool. We can fight about it too

I've always heard people call it Vicksas. The only time I've heard people call it vicks is in the commercials. You know to ask for it correctly in public if you need to ... but it's one of those things. Don't know about open wounds but you can you can use it like Bengay and put it on warts ...

You dropped off some Schweppes 2 days ago don't nobody buy Schweppes .... excuse me while I go get the Canada Dry myself. You got that Schweppes to be petty XD Guess what ... at your housewarming party I'm bringing 1 Little Ceasars pizza with the same disrespect as that Schweppes ... that's for people you don't like

Yes .... run straight past the bathroom and vomit in the middle of the livingroom

1. This guilt about missing work is still insane to me. I had 2 meetings today and I had to take the miniature into the office to get my laptop and I feel terrible because I know he was feeling bad. 2. What is the Magic School Bus ... exactly ... the actual bus

Turns out it wasn't food poisoning... I'm thinking a stomach virus because late last night I awoke to the sounds of gagging and vomiting and now the miniature is sick

I don't underestimate old people.That beat down was building. If they hadn't have been her room they wouldn't have got hit upside the head XD

Clearly you do now XD looks like defending his wife's honor to me. Don't get on stage insulting a black woman's hair in your future

It being just a joke doesn't take the sting out of it. It was probably equivalent to the sting of his open hand slap. Doubt it does anything to hurt Will Smith for real.

Well ....

I'm good. Maybe he'll keep her name out of his mouth going forward.