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Vamped

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  1. so ... prepare your asshole?
  2. Vamped

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    growing up next to people is dangerous for everythng
  3. Sometimes I just go straight for the hentai because I get super tired of the same ole stuff .... but then I'm picky about porn in general. I like the ones with story lines. If I see one hyped up super sexualized character that looks like I kid with huge tits I turn that shit off. Or if it comes on straight out of the gate with a woman with crazy huge boobs I turn it off.
  4. Definitely not mine. I wear granny panties
  5. I think I'll try and get mine done this weekend. I feel like they sent my W-2 early this year.
  6. fuck ... i didn't think that through
  7. I need them! I just wanna rip my arms off right now
  8. I haven't. Tuesday is my long day internship, work, class, back to work gawd Im so tired .... and achey :'(
  9. Positive vibes for everyone!!
  10. My shoulders and elbows are killing me. Both first aid kids have been raided. Theres like 2 bandaids and 6 triple action antibiotic gel packs Fudge!! I can't wait til I get off. I need some Aleve or something
  11. It was cool when I was little .... but then the best part was the little ball washing machines. Now I cant do it.
  12. I dont have the patience and I'm 27
  13. Probably need stronger stuff .... maybe I should start a probiotic
  14. No its probably the older the berry, the better your chances for food poisoning
  15. I would actually
  16. they give me gas
  17. Probably better get on that eye liner shit .... but I hate anything getting remotely close to my eyes. my optometrists puffs up when I come in.
  18. I want out ... for the sake of the old ladies
  19. Vamped

    WHY!!

    because ...I'm thinking about ... your mom?
  20. and probably thorny .... figuratively speaking of course I feel like at one time ... maybe like 2 years ago I found inner peace and my heart was pink and fleshy .... now .... I could probably devour sweet old ladies whole
  21. They maybe into that
  22. Maybe they just wanted the thrill
  23. I can't wait to say fuck this job ... after I graduate and have another job lined up Gawd ... it will be glorious
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