Vamped

i dont fap with my eyes open

oh gawd both nostrils x.x I can barely breathe now

rape sexual assault violence against women sexual abuse against anyone really but especially against children and the elderly homelessness poverty unequal access to basic human needs Institutional racism racism in general sexism drug addiction war greed Donald Trump depression illiteracy suicide substandard medical care high infant mortality rates

with fancy tea cakes and tea sandwiches?!

dammit I thought I was reading and visualizing this for a reason!

Do you want serious answers? Because if not I dun wanna depress anyone

... show tip?

You uhm .... wanna be frosted? O0

Hrmm... I feel like I just started posting here though

Is ... it weird that our grocery stores carry lube? again ...we're in the south so ... I dunno if that means anything

... how do you get in shoes?! I dunno why this is so funny to me

alot of them aren't attractive

You sure you don't have any .... like all the way in the back?

I dont wanna be impaled ... but I also dont wanna feel like I'm grinding against another woman's clitoris when I'm having sex with a man

You mean ... like a loose one or like if its chubby ? I mean either way .... I'm a woman so all cooters are fine to me

So far in the future ... people keep their cars in their pockets

I wanted to be a Navy Veteran, poet, novelist, film maker, Egyptologist, Archaeologist, nurse, surgeon .... hmm also to be delightfully wealthy

You cover your mouth or I'll cover it for you!