Vamped

Well you best be assembling some asians that like taking dicks on subways to replace it or im putting you on a subway with a train full of dicks

Lol i have the midnight sleazy train

Clearly im gay just by association.

I ended up blocking my family from Facebook and making my profile private because I came home from work tired as fuck. Got in bed and just closed my eyes and my mom busted into my room .... ARE YOU GAY?! WHY YOU GOT ALL THESE LESBIANS ON YOUR FRIENDS LIST?! .... I was pissed as fuck ... I moved out shortly after

His approach was really awkward too

nope ... I'll be attending one of the Women's marches the day after though

I can't break confidentiality

We cannot bring beer to work!! Plus some of the patients used to be alcoholics

He was clearly stupid. She had her little martial arts uniform on and everything.

He was doing so good too ... taking his meds .... drinking his shakes NOT renting hookers

generic grocery store cupcakes ... but their frosting was meshed together to read "Good Job" .... only when I went to talk to the person we were having the party for he was like ... I just did a ton of cocaine last night .... he then passed out and went to the ER SO .....

Probably still end up with a penor up your butt

I only swim in pools .... period fuck the ocean fuck streams and lakes

On account of a relapse So uhms ... there's free cupcakes in the break room guys

... didn't knock over her beer though

That lady bitch slapped the shit out of him lmao And that mugger .... she probably beat his ass all the way down the hallway >

I tried to study in bed a few times .... fell asleep right in the text book

gtfo

You also get to listen to how much of an honor your service is. Plus ... you have jury duty in 2 sets. The first time you get summoned you listen to the lecture and you pick which week you want to come in for the actual jury selection. Then when you come back (and you have to come back or they send out the sheriff) is when you get try and bargain your way out

why are those fingers so wrinkly?! S:

According to a dose-response study, "dimethyltryptamine dose slightly elevate blood pressure, heart rate, pupil diameter, and rectal temperature, did you notice an increase in rectal temperature ?

we get 11 dollars a day 33 if you get sequestered

why is this so long?! Then this stupid work computer blocks sounds

Probably smoked a cigarette after the procedure