Vamped

become morbidly obese and smelly then apply for my 600lb life on TLC then stuff doughnuts in your mouth and break toilets on camera

get the fuck out! I just assumed it was only in Japanese ... that could've been some good background noise.

I figured.

Is this show about Archie?

get one of these bad boys

my back is fucked up I had a lumbar sprain and I've been back trouble ever since

I dunno how I feel about milk in alcohol .... or alcohol in milk

What were you doing?

Thats probably more than fair

cheap, expensive .. either way Could probably find a dirty old man in alley that will do it for a cold beer and a ham sandwich

damn! I ready those e-mails sometimes

not even then

He should just find a nice prostitute and get it over with

I'm just finishing school here man...

I dunno if I wanna eat ass for money ... especially if I'm not making a porn >

so ... there's snake poop in my valentine's day chocolate

I dont like to kiss ass so I'm probably not cut out for climbing the corporate ladder

i do that The bulk of our conversations are complaints

maybe they could get me some paid time off >

I don't know if I trust anyone completely here. People like to gossip. There's maybe like 2 or 3 people that I share certain things but ... like I dunno I can't see myself hanging out with them after work.

I can't watch men eat hotpockets

I don't think people put vodka up their cooters. Don't you just drink it out of the tampon? Either way ... I take my alcohol the conventional way ... down my throat

I don't hate myself. I'd just prefer to keep my work and personal life separate.

I should write that in my response to my performance review "Fuck you guys, poof is my friend" >

I have a low social battery anyway so ... I can't really get into that ... well lemme fake giggle at all your jokes and ask about your grandchildren. This old ass man tried to flirt with me yesterday .... I laughed once and then I got on our company scootie puff and drove it around the back of the building and walked in the back door so I wouldn't have to walk past him again.