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Good Luck!!

You and (creepo guy at work) would make such a cute couple. Maybe we should double date ..... bitch he probably has a trunk full of human skins in his office right now. I don't like you or him

I came into this thread to say ... I should probably get back on track working out .... but now I'm slightly aroused.

That's what my brother does. He has to get completely naked to poop no matter where he is

Wow .... those lips

I hate when you make plans in a good social mood and then the day comes and you feel like double the introvert... so you silently hope the plans get cancelled while you hide under your covers in full make up just in case

I can do laundry all day. I just fucking hate doing dishes

Sometimes when I poop in a public bathroom I wonder if somebody is watching with xray vision so I wave

I think you need better names Lana

Yeah ... I work in the office at a FedEx

Awww .... well ... nobody getting their packages today

We got actually got the ice and snow. But I honestly think it was probably worse Friday when I went out and drove in it. The weatherman said if you're not saving a life or relaying crucial information stay home ... now I'm watching The Amazing World of Gumball.

We got 2 and half inches. I went to work with half the staff for the last snow day Friday. Decided to stay home today though

I'm pretty awkward when I can understand perfectly so it wouldn't matter anyway

We're supposed to get more snow tomorrow .... I'm not complaining. Maybe I'll stay home tomorrow

Gaaawd I need a manicure and a pedicure and a hair cut. I hate trying to make small talk though. I just try and pick the oldest tech because they usually talk amongst themselves in korean

Pfft ... Just making out eh

So .... dinner's on you then?

Just watched Shape of the Water on the Firestick

could be the flu!!! Or a sinus infection