Vamped

give it to the homeless

It doesn't even feel like I was off at all

I got some aromatherapy lotions and foot massager because I've been limping around work for the past 2 weeks

I got a good talking to from an old white man about saying Happy Holiday instead of Merry Christmas

because they're always looking for a fight

because we dont wanna be fired from our high publicity jobs for sexual harassment

Thats the only way to keep the demon army from bursting into this world

if we all could be having sex whenever we wanted nothing would ever get done

..... what are these "other folders?"

Snaaaaaaaaake!!!!

I'm debating on putting on clothes and going to firehouse or Chinese take out this very second

I'd only distract you with awkward conversation while debating if I should just pop in my ear buds and work in silence and just meet you in the car

Don't beg, if they don't wanna be friends... fuck em who cares

this is just a circle of assholes so ... all your friends are assholes

well atleast the elephants survived

you could probably use a fleshlight and some imagination for like 20 bucks

Got all dolled up, lingerie, make up .... this guy .... with this tiny penor just thought he was putting it down .... was rubbing against the inside of my thigh and when I tried to tell him it was my thigh he would shift and hit the outside of my butthole then go right back to my thigh. I was literally trying to avoid eye contact as he dripped sweat on me. I tucked my boobs back into my top and counted the specks on my ceiling.

One of Tina's toenails fell off ....

That's.... a lot of person

Like ... I just didn't feel like putting on pants lol

That poor toilet

I don't really like Star Wars too much

I've ditched class for less.

Best I can do is arrange a meet and greet with Paula Deen. You have to do the rest