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  1. Vamped
    I don't do younger
  2. Vamped
    Its still some out there and plenty of Viagra to go around
  3. Vamped
    Okay .... but you can't share the video because I have sex in the Voltron costume and I don't want to offend the Japanese.
  4. Vamped
    Im in bed by 8 Monday through Thursday >.>
  5. Vamped
    Ill meet you downtown. Ill be in the Voltron costume
  6. Vamped
    You cant have shame without dishonor
  7. Vamped
    And dishonor?
  8. Vamped
    I could go for some sex .... but ill probably just go buy more kitchenware at IKEA
  9. Vamped
    I should probably get gussied up and put on a cardigan to go and meet other responsible adults to network and make new friends but I really wanna finish this villain arch in Naruto
  10. Vamped
    It feels like my boobs grow during a session and they feel huge by the end of it .... is that weird?
  11. Vamped
    Depends on where I am and what was going on prior to the dick being slammed on the table
  12. Vamped
    I need to take my comforters and bedspreads to the laundromat but i just keep buying new ones instead >.<
  13. Vamped
    I better start training so I can snap a dick in half with just my kegels.
  14. Vamped
    As long as you dont drink and drive drunk ... id have to say thats still pretty responsible
  15. Vamped
    >.> i never make my bed .... unless im pretending for guests that I do.
  16. Vamped
    Its only worth it if i can use it to destroy my enemies! lol I just hate those self righteous old ladies in church
  17. Vamped
    No fair. The sexy stuff is required
  18. Vamped
    I hate going to the doctor. I only got a real doctor to keep physical appointments with 2 years ago
  19. Vamped
    Those actually seem like appropriate adult things to do
  20. Vamped
    I dunno what four loko is but cold pizza is always good.
  21. Vamped
    I want in on the church gossip so when one if those stuck up old ladies tries to glare at you judgingly for wearing a plunging neckline you can return it because you know Sister Sheila can suck the soul out of a dick
  22. Vamped
    I did occasionally feel guilty when i was in my teens but now .... i just feel DEEP satisfaction And then sometimes i feel a little .... ehh ... about what triggered the fap.
  23. Vamped
    >.> Are there?
  24. Vamped
    In sushi
  25. Vamped
    Already made a baby .... but that was a slip up
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