Vamped

>.>

Mine is totally huge. You could probably knock over a dozen penguins like dominos with my meat missile Its okay to be jealous. Im slangin'

Dunno it feels weird to me. I have to finish it and then I fap to the best parts in my memories

I spend more like looking for a porn I actually want to watch then watching the porn. Then when I find it. I have to finish it. I never understand how people fap while watching it.

They said it was probably a viral thing and dehydration but he peed in the clinic so they didnt put him on an IV. He ate a little before he went to sleep. He had one last high fever last night but he's back to getting into stuff this morning. Just slower than usual

I need there to be a basic story can't just start balls deep

We were supposed to go to our 2nd swim lesson but somebody had a fever, cramps, wasnt using the potty or taking any fluids. He was just crying really bad so we took him to urgent care

Knock over all the papers!! Hide all the staples!! Unplug the fax!!

Dunno about timeless but the whites do seem to really enjoy it. Do I also know all the words? >.> Yes Yes I do.

Just got back from pediatric urgent care =_= Looks like Im calling out of work tomorrow

>.> They don't lay human eggs though

I ... thought we were already doing that

Its still hot as fuck at night here too.

The weather was a dream in LA and Las Vegas last week. When I got back home, the heat was like a punch in the gut ... at midnight

Theres something out there >.> Prolly a ghost

They were calling him blade runner and the fastest man on no legs .... also Tink tink from the Kat Williams' comedy special >.> Then he shot and murdered his model girlfriend through the bathroom and claimed he thought it was a burglar or some shit.

O.O Omfg they didnt Lmao

Im not. Im just gonna assume it says "To Wang Foo, thanks for everything"

>.> then your post is just as racists for assuming all the tentacles monsters speak binary

Why would tentacle monsters speak binary? Clearly they speak sleazy Japanese

>.> Time to throw a sexy party

That kid was trash at both the game and murder XD