Vamped

Yes ....

Bruh .... can't I just come to work, do my job and go home? I swear these old fucking men either dont understand what sexual harassment is or dont fucking care. I'm already trying to dodge this creepy ass security guard, now I have to mediate a conference with a patient and the clinic manager because this man is just sexually harassing everybody .... even the male nurse. He told this fucking man to go get a girlfriend then to bring her up here so he can show him how to clap her cheeks like a real man. This is in addition to comments he makes when people bend over. He's always talking about how "hard" he is when somebody tries to stick his access. WTF sir ... aint nobody got time for this.

I dont take merit increases seriously because I always assume they know what they're going to give you ahead of time anyway. Plus I'm classified as support staff anyway

Its almost time for merit increases and the nurses are HOT. Somebody said everybody is only getting a 2.7% increase across the board. They are threatening to quit all on this company yammer. I dont usually look at this thing ... but they are going in.

You just slap "Juneteenth" on some generic party supplies like Walmart and go crazy. BAM! It's a city wide celebration!! Get a red, black, and green bouncey house and hope The Black Panther shows up

Did people not shit post on ASMB? Or is it we're not supposed to shit post without making concessions for sexual predators/pedophiles ... cause that's what I remember from ASMB

Best believe if/when I get a yard, you will not see me out there fucking around trying to pull that cord. Some old man at work was telling how ashamed he was of men not being able to start a lawn mower and I was like .... we'll be out there looking stupid together No I take that back, I don't do outside. I'd be in the window providing moral support in the A/C

Curious .... what a Juneteenth thing is

Happy Father's Day !! Hope y'all get something you actually want today

It's the first one. You seem to underestimate how easily old people have unprotected sex

me with no yard: They make electric lawn mowers?!

Don't throw it in a body of water!!

Well as long as somebody in the online community knows what's up

Don't come in my house and we won't have a problem.

Then go away for a min cause I need a nice cool breeze

93 but it might as well be 100 degrees then I had to get gas so I'm extra mad 4.62 .... down the street in MS, 4.32

if y'all don't stop fucking with these elephants I swear ...

The replies ... XD

Do white people watch P-Valley? XD

Are you implying that people of color don't listen to Metallica? >.>

Come home and wash your feet. Get straight in the shower. Clean feet, clean floors, no socks in sandals

Clean your fucking feet. Wearing socks is only hiding the problem