Vamped

I borrow/ bother this animal occasionally

I dunno I feel like the allure was ... being 21 and being able to go out with your friends. I dont get the allure now because its clearly cheaper and less annoying to just drink at home in my pajamas and fall asleep watching My Lottery Dream home ...... is this what adulthood is???!!!

too distracted by thighs to notice before XD

Your company has a division of corporate gays?!! - This nonsense is getting out of hand - What do we do boss? - - send in the gays

My reference is better

Nintendo switch: SW-1265-5243-2143

That was my fault for drinking coffee before going to a club and spending half the time pooping

What? Why? You just glaze your balls with honey?

I've been in the stall next to a drunk woman who set a container of nachos and a beer on the floor of the restroom. She then picked up her beer, dropped it and it shattered into her plate of nachos and into the ankle boots I was wearing.

I only really care about chocolate, but I have no ill will toward peeps.

So I've been trying to help him dribble and pass. So far Saturday instead of getting better at catching I've hit him with the ball in the face ... the stomach ... and the privates. I was kinda like could you STOP CATCHING IT WITH YOUT FACE?! I asked him to ask my uncle for basketball tips. Tell me why when my uncle asked him how he was doing, he asked this man for 300 dollars ...

I signed the miniature up for basketball camp ... his skill evaluation .... I wanted to hide under the bleachers

I woke up early on a weekend, put on music and started cleaning up .... then stopped and was like WTF

But you'll smell like you're sick. Anytime I smell vicksass on someone I'm like .... oh no they're diseased

I do not care about Chip or Dale enough to see this movie. I never got the appeal of Roger Rabbit either

I mean .... same really. That's exactly how I felt. Like I'm watching it for the characters from the first season. These main villains just annoying AF

I can't remember anything but the wolf I had and a pixie because we got hype AF about it. I can't remember how the battles went. I keep seeing monster battles in my head but the battles I'm thinking about are from Jade Cocoon

I swear I must've missed getting into Rescue Rangers. My sister was like ... you wanna go see it and I was like ..... for what? XD Tailspin DuckTales The Rescuers from Down Under sure.

Empire of Sand

Did anybody else play Monster Rancher? You raised and fought your little Pokémon type thing and then slip a CD in your Playstation and get a surprise monster? I feel like you had to feed them and build pens or something .... vaguely remember those little shits running away if they weren't happy

Its a lot of CG. I finished it ... It was kinda meh. They're grasping hard for drama and I was just kinda like .... OMG would you two just fucking kiss and get it over with it.

I kinda find it more embarrassing to go to the gym and use the weight machine and then have to discretely wipe away the little print you leave on the bench before going to actually wipe down the machine.