Vamped

Good Luck!

Woah .... woah ... some of the things I post on here are sometimes grounded in reality. Plus you can still swim with them. Just be aware of your asshole at all times

Well ... I used the same login info here ................ and Im bored

I've never heard of a gang of dolphins raping a person. Usually its like a one on one type rape thing. >.> I've only heard of them GANG raping other dolphins. As smart as dolphins are, I ... dont really want to think about their ability to gang rape people Jesus.

I never said they were assholes to people. Killer whales fuck with seals for fun before they eat them and dolphins participate in gang rapes so ...

Dolphins and killer whales are pretty big assholes too

Fedex misdelivers shit all the time. Victoria's Secret will just the send the other person another order.

I was not ready for it. I still can't remember why I stopped watching it in the first place. I don't even think it was dubbed when I originally started it. I'm invested now so I'm probably gonna finish in the next like 2 days..

Im just gonna say it ... all their usernames are dumb

I dunno .... Im southern so my opinions on southern accents are skewed. There's a range of southern accents. I like some of them, some of them annoy the fuck out of me. Same with country music. I dunno. Blake Shelton could probably talk me out of my granny panties though. >.> I dunno why ... but I would sit on that man's face in a heart beat

Well if it was a buck, it probably would've pulled you out of the car and fucked you up so ... good on you

The Canadian lady I talked to on the phone at work probably thought I was an ass hole because I could not stop laughing every time she said "eh?" I was just like ... oh my god this is real I was trying to hold it in I swear, but then I snorted. shit ... I probably am an asshole

It was with my friends. It was thing for a long time, tits were never safe. As soon as you let your guard down

what ... are the arms for?! The arms are kinda freaking me out because thats not anatomically accurate, unless she's some weird centaur with human legs

Oh its on! Haven't played titty tag since highschool

Dont worry, itll be fine I promise

Its like 1am ... and I'm watching Yuri on Ice. I swear I started this like forever ago in Japanese but ... now its in English and all I can hear is Kyo from Fruits Basket pretending to have a Russian accent.

If you wear socks with sandals I will murder you in your sleep.

NEVER. My socks are off like 2 seconds after I get home As much as I dont like feet, I dislike socks in bed even more.

>.> Ive stepped on cracks out of anger in my younger days XD

Vacations Also probably a personal chef and a personal trainer and then Id probably adopt like 3 kids and take them on vacations Purchase some preschools in terrible neighborhoods and establish some scholarships >.> Can we buy people? I may be interested in starting a harem Or ... a reverse harem?

Not fucking going. Ill accidentally spend 100 dollars in there