Vamped

Id like to dabble in vegetarian days but Im too lazy to meal prep that thoroughly... when I run out of ideas or I get in a bind I make a meatloaf >.> Turkey meatloaf XD

Not saying that "oh shit" is better than "fuck" but I try not to say fuck infront of the old ladies XD Most the time Oh Snap comes out .... or ah hell

So now you and your dick get to take naps together, how nice 💙

He's killing me trying to look sick and vulnerable.

I recommend hot toddies all the time, you're fine

I'm open to a lot of things but ... if I had to eat ass to save my grandpa's life I guess they better start queuing up "Take Me to the King" now

Oh shit .... well I do that sometimes. >.> sometimes I actually say oh shit or .... Thats not good

More free sick time?! I'll fucking take it. They were already cracking corona virus jokes when I got back to work last week.

They said if you don't take proper precautions you'll end up killing your own grandpa That means .... I'm murdering my own grandpa because I dont eat ass?! RIP Gramps ... because I dont eat ass

FUCKING SNORTED AT WORK AND HAD TO PRETEND LIKE I WAS COUGHING

Yep.

Better than Monday atleast

Well atleast you're not late I applaud your dedication to your job and punctuality. Way to go! Thats some damn good adulting there young man!

Just give her fair warning. Farts incoming!

Now that Ive glanced more of this email ... how is your fap tape both disgusting and mindblowing?

I just know that I got gas for 2 bucks a gallon .... then while in MS .... it was 1.98 FUCK YOU I NEEDED THOSE 2 CENTS FOR THINGS >.> Must be karma for throwing that penny in the garbage

Well Id know this is a lie because I don't fap until after Im done watching.

I only accept hugs from a small group of people so usually Ill just shake hands and wish them good luck and tell them it was nice working with them. If I actually liked them I buy them like a mug or something >.> From like walgreens

..... did you get a tramp stamp? XD

I know I finished the first one but I got stuck in a boss fight in the 2nd one and I just couldnt get past it so I quit.

Im also playing the waiting game with my wisdom teeth and jaws in my 30s. I have to wait for mine to grow in more before my dentist will do anything

Im fine for the first one .... but like I can feel my eye twitching and wanting to cry. My optometrist doesn't even ask anymore about eye drops she just holds my eyes open herself