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UnevenEdge

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  1. Just stop being so rough with your asshole
  2. >.> We keep having these conference calls with corporate about how this virus isn't serious and its not going to impact us. Then yesterday somebody at the corporate office tested positive and their office is closed hmm ....
  3. I'll give you one roll of 1ply toilet paper
  4. I dunno ... but then I've had a caprisun within the last 24 hours myself so
  5. I mean .... clearly Im gonna drink it and have sex
  6. I've dumped some potties for some clients that I see because I dont like them having to smell poop all day.
  7. commode? ... the little potty chairs thats basically a toilet seat and bucket attached to a chair frame
  8. I would like to make an appointment. I need some pipe laid
  9. but couldn't you just use your phone to cheat? Or are they recording your faces too? My professors just put a two hour timer on our exams.
  10. He's a whole asshole since my grandma died. He has the ability to get up and move himself to the old people toilet, instead he will sit there and look you in the eye and poop and then expect you to clean it up. He refuses to wash himself, wont give consent to live in a nursing home THEN when we finally got some home health care .... this bitch wont eat food if they don't provide him a young attractive CNA/Nurse/ physical therapist/ social worker that he can sexually harass and act like he's getting off when they go to change his pamper. The company home health aide company is on its last placement. They said they dont have any male personnel to send so they have been sending (this is awkward to say) very masculine women or very old women. The VA has realized how he is and his social worker and physical therapist have been replaced with men. He says we owe him all of this. We are tired. Even the miniature told him .... you need to get on the pot, its easy.
  11. Not sacrifice my kid over .... my grandpa sure. Burn his house down ... sure. Not the miniature though XD Plus they're so tiny. You just get too coffee cups and scoop em up. Easy peasy. I feel like a rat would fight back
  12. Me too ... im tired and sore in weird places, like the top bottom of my thighs are tired And my heels Okay well maybe my feet in general but ... this thigh fatigue is weird.
  13. Vamped

    ASMR

    I only watch the mukbang ones and only some of those
  14. Thats the one, Tokyo. I actually didn't mind Aloha state. My friend didnt like it but I thought it was fine. These people in Tokyo ... kinda annoy me or they're busy not doing anything
  15. The only thing that falls out of our ceiling and walls is very tiny lizards. Im usually in charge of scooping them up and letting them loose outside
  16. I cant really get into the newest one like I did the other ones ... shit I cant even remember what this new one is called. I guess I dont really like any of the cast members so far
  17. Sanic Snoic Sonic the Hedgehog on the sega genesis And some Little Mermaid game I honestly had no idea how to play
  18. What I meant to say was ... corporate said something like ... we provide essential services to the nation and we appreciate all your hard work and efforts in continuing to make the company such a great place to work in these unprecedented times. Potential curfews and shelter in place policies will not apply to us. You will need to provide medical documentation to be off for quarantine measures.
  19. Happy Birthday!
  20. Pope, use thoughts and prayers to protect Italy! ....... ............... ......... It was ineffective
  21. Just curious .... what do you want the Christians to do against the corona virus?
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