Vamped

Ive never been so attracted to a presidential candidate in the entire world history of presidential candidates

I'm not giving up on Jackie, I still have hope for her.

No way man, degenerate .... I might be but I'm definitely not a loser. Do you know what losers do? They sit around in their dirty underwear fapping, eating Hotpockets, and accumulating an unpleasant musky odor while complaining about how unfair the world is because other people don't find their stank and hot pockets attractive.

The universe can only work so much magic

Speak yourself, I'm a degenerate winner

but .... they need you to go out there and make America great again

So ... I would never go into any conversation with a woman to tell her she doesn't know what she wants, especially if I had a penis.

o.o whatcha gonna do? How do you plan to re-invigorate the government? Be on the look out several weeks later for a letter from the Trumpster XD

I dont want your spoiled jizz weeb cookies

The pedobears worry me considerably

I think its going to be a hard sell. Buying cookies from adorable little ambitious girl scouts vs some weird white dudes on the internet >.> I dunno man

why would you buy girl scout cookies from us when you could buy them from girl scouts?

I assumed it eats real babies and once it consumes enough babies it becomes a real animal.

I read this thread title in my head as fur real friends and I was like .... this thread is misleading AF Nope ... turns out I just cant read

1. work 2. Cry about work

How fast is this all going to go down? Are you going to die from the injuries you sustained in the fight .... over all the pussy you ate?

Lucy Lawless was all I needed.

I tried to go back and play The Witcher 2 because I liked 3 so much ....... erm ... that was probably some money I wasted because I can't get my brain around the fight mechanics

I dunno how I feel about it. I think the last time I trusted Netflix with GITS it said the movie was remastered or something and it was just her naked body done over in CGI so ...

You can't say "lies," its "tell stories"