Vamped

You don't have to call and listen to your manager try and guilt you into coming in anyway?

Same. Im old and set in mah ways

I HATE the way I initially interpreted this XD

You've been around?

We all know the small rabbits are in charge

Me eating anything mildly spicy

I just dont see what the problem is XD

We all married each other and now we live as a commune of sister wives in Utah raising horses, ducks, and small rabbits

I have 0 problems pooping at work XD

Hey no. I'm just going to be 30 until I'm 50, then I'm going to be 45 until I'm dead Gonna be pouring for days because my vacation's over and I dont wanna go back T.T

So amateur porn .... Is ... the Star Wars Holiday Special still on the table ...?

Then pass

Duh. What Im saying is that single mom with the 2 kids has adjusted. Its not the same for someone who hasnt been through pregnancy, birth, and then having a kid.

You could deliver all the jizz and not worry about getting her pregnant though because ITS TOO LATE

Dating a childless pregnant woman and a single mother with 2 kids is different.

>.> But I have heard the preggy sex is the bomb dot com

It really depends, but my perspective is unique. I know I wasnt trying to date anyone when I was pregnant because I felt like that was alot to put on someone especially someone you dont have history with. Plus I was working fulltime and going to school fulltime so I didnt have time. If I was a single man in my 20s I definitely wouldn't. Being the person I am now ... I wouldn't be opposed to trying and engaging in a serious relationship if things went well. Being pregnant and having a baby by yourself is not easy.

I just found out yesterday in that Paramore song Aint it Fun, she says the world dont orbit around you I thought it was the world dont open up to you

=_= Its like 3 hours away Actually ... if I didnt need an oil change Id probably do it. ROAD TRIP