Vamped

Smooched .... by a vampire you say ... with whips? I dont remember all this sexual tension

My responses are usually something like: OH OKAY THEN HAVE A NICE DAY! BIIIIIIITCH

I'll hang onto them. If they go in the house the pot is as good as broken on the floor. I could probably just drop the pot and break it myself to cut out the middle man.

We're gonna plant some tomatoes today when I get off work in another pot. I was thinking about doing some peppers too but then I was like ... slow down. I bought some star gazer lilly bulbs but I'm not sure what I want to do with that yet. I think this weekend I might take a peak in Home Depot and see what they've got in there to help us.

I have said it alot >.> But in my defense .... I was saying "Stay safe out there" before the rona. Work trains us to give the drivers a safety message every time you see them ... that was mine XD Stay safe, its a jungle out there

Desperate for some Kudasai

Me and the miniature are trying our hands at gardening. We planted some cucumbers seeds in a pot ... well ... we tried to follow the directions and then somebody got too excited and slapped ALL the seeds in the pot when it was supposed to be 4 to 6 around a hill The seeds looks like the plant food we put in so ... I dont know where the seeds are ... =_= We're supposed to be clearing the trash garden infront of my parents house to put in actual flowers ... but uhm there is literal trash in there so ... uh ... thats gonna take a minute

Okay so ... how do you think relationships happen? Do you think you make eye contact over oranges in Whole Foods and then announce "You there dashing stranger, I take you to be my spouse! Come let us copulate and rear children together"

Thats the only acceptable home attire.

to get out of the friendzone .... somebody being interested in you means nothing if you don't do anything about it. They'll probably just assume you aren't interested and move on.

Someone you know who might already be interested in you. You could use it to try and cross over into a romantic relationship ... if they have a sense of humor.

Just discovered the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt I dunno why I hadn't given it a chance before.

Not yet. Im playing catch up on Hulu. I like to let a couple episodes build up so I can watch binge it in intervals. I cant wait to get to that mess.

.... just math ... ....... and maybe just a liiiiiiitle crack?

Krystals still exists here I just dont buy them because they hurt my stomach. I think the last time I went to a Krystals I was pregnant and I just wanted to smell them. I think I got a sackful and then dropped them off with my brother after I had sufficiently sniffed them XD

Might give you an opportunity to escape the friendzone

So ... you want diarrhea?

Im more than fine with Walmart .... so if anybody wants to get me that fancy keurig so I can pretend I drink coffee enough to warrant it I mean ... I could get it myself. Infact I went in walmart for spinach and Tide and almost got it while I was distracted in the homegoods section.

Had to read that for one of my AP classes in high school XD

I think I need this