Vamped

Newp. I did see Germ X in target last weekend and I was like oh shit the regular hand sanitizer is back so I dont have to keep buying hand sanitizer from Suave

>.> Ill still use a teabag twice if no one is watching

The tuna patties Im familiar with. You gotta throw one of those bags of season all in it and my mom would call them "salmon croquettes" Clearly not salmon but whatever XD

Where you go to see Mario and Sonic the Hedgehog make out without blinking

Poor baby Ramo never stood a chance

I dont like to owe people anything. Like even if people give me a gift I feel like I need to repay the gift in equal or greater value.

Waaay way back in the day when Craigslist had personals and people used to put "must be 420 friendly" I was like holy shit theres a ton of really fat really freaky people on this site

Way more titties in that clip than I expected

Are you pregnant? Ill be back in 10 mins to ask if you're pregnant again, then .... in about 3 minutes before the doctor comes in Ill send in another nurse to ask one more time if you're pregnant, and then the doctor will ask if your pregnant.... then Ill ask you one more time while I get your visit summary paperwork going

Probably work. I usually have a hard time sleeping Sunday night in anticipation for work on Mondays. Maybe I got a little confused in my sleep

I can usually go to sleep but then I wake up anxious at like 3 or 4am. Just in time for all the people that stay up late to be going to sleep so I debate on whether I should just lay there with my anxiety hoping to fall back asleep or fire up Netflix until I feel tired again.

So when you dont have a parent supervisin,g the kids have to mute and unmute themselves and the tablets get stuck so ... its been quite a few instances of parents and daycare workers talking plenty shit in the background and the whole class coming to a standstill because the teacher cant teach over people arguing Like some real concerning conversations and the kids and the teacher is just sitting there like .... WTF

Virtual Kindergarten is taking a toll on my mom XD She is so fucking tired of those kids in the miniature's class.

Im not leaving the house to paint a rock but heres a deposit for mental health day

Not 100% sure on the womb part though