SwimModSponges

So I've mostly only been paying attention to Dalle 2, but I looked at some of the things the newer versions of stable diffusion and midjourney are doing these days, and hoooooooly shit. They've pretty much passed the "human artist or a robot" test. My god.

ITS ALL FUCKED UP GODDAMMIT.

Y'all had DOL at least, right? Ugh, once they made us memorize all 47 prepositions. That was some bullshit too.

Y'all remember having to like... chart out sentences in... idk, like, sixth grade english class? The fuck was the point of all that? WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT BULLSHIT SUPPOSED TO BE? NO SERIOUSLY NOW I'M PISSED THAT THIS IS WHY I GOT LIKE A C OR SOMETHING IN SIXTH GRADE ENGLISH CLASS. FUCK THAT GODDAMN SENTENCE THING I HATE IT.

Some were fully feathered, some had no feathers, some had partial feathers, sone had feather-like structures that were more quill-like than anything. Huge variety.

I don't know, never saw the show. These guys aren't pictured as feathered because there is no evidence that spinosaurus had feathers like many therapod dinosaurs.

Well goddamnit. Checking the latest dinosaur news, apparently spinosaurus has changed again. Now I guess it turns out the 2020 reconstruction was wrong too. Guess now I'll have to watch an hour long video to catch up.

They should make a doordash ATM that delivers handfuls of cash to your door.

Corners are just doorways turned inside out.

This guy got it work through StableDiffusion. https://www.reddit.com/r/weirddalle/comments/zdfd49/naughty_prompts_result_in_nightmare_fuel/

Here's one- We should create a new measurement of time called a "moment" which consists of what we now consider roughly 8 "seconds". We now abolish the concept of the second and make the moment the smallest most-commonly used measure of time. The reasoning behind that is because numerous tests have concluded that the human frame of reference for what we consider to be "the present" is roughly 8 seconds long, with stimuli experienced upwards of nine seconds ago appearing as memories rather than current stream of consciousness. ... The numberpad on the keyboard should have a button that brings up a calculator.

Nah, pretty much any expression of time would theoretically be valid- I mean if what we called a "minute" lasted 15 "seconds" it'd be the same thing as a "zebra" being called a "oifedfiehf". Just labels we slapped on to things.

Fuck timezones. Everyone should have the same time. December in the southern hemisphere is the middle of summer. They don't go around calling it July. 3:00 PM should be 3:00 PM, no matter if it's lunchtime or the middle of the night.

The other night i had like 20 minutes before bed and was all internetted out for the night. Didnt want to start up a game that id get wrapped up in right before i had to stop. Remembered the good ol' days of dial-up internet and Maxis pinball. So i go on steam and get myself a free pinball game. Its fun. There's all kinds of tables to play, AvP, Jurassic Park, LOTR... they all cost money though, only one free table. But its fun enough to blow a handful of minutes on.

Not Another Teen Movie was fun.

A few weeks ago is decades when it comes to AI advances.

The only episode I ever saw was the finale.

oh my god I relish the opportunity to empathize with people.

"When all you've got to eat is frogs, mow the lawn mow the lawn just to catch a few."

Yeast. Ok your turn.

Just do the "jerking off" hand motion really quick instead. Gets the point across.

I suppose "won" wasn't the right word. You don't buy properties until the end game. The majority of the game is spent going around the board sacng money and hoping you don't go to jail or anything. Once somebody gets enough money saved up they buy a property or two.

Growing up we got a 2nd hand copy of monopoly with no hotels, houses, and like half the money. Freaked me out when i played the actual game with people and they started buying properties right away, its like, wtf, buying properties is what you do when you win, you can't just start winning right off the bat.