SwimModSponges

I don't follow sports, but from what I understand the packers are pretty beloved nation wide.

Wisconsin is an amazing state with a strong history of progressivism and natural conservation.

You got me there.

All the characters who had sex with dinosaurs were 18+.

Yes. 50 year old demons in the bodies of 15 year olds shouldn't have sex with people. Period.

This reminds me of the whole "actually she's a 200 year old demon, she's just looks luke a little girl" defense.

Inuyasha was over 100 when he met kagome, im pretty sure.

A child doesn't have the ability to consent to being in love. Also, Stockholm syndrome.

Hey man, I didn't do it- the makers of inuyasha did it. And it doesn't matter whether or not she was still a kid when they got together. If an old dude adopts a girl and raises her until she's of legal age of consent, that's 100% a pedophile groomig a child. Didn't Woody Allen do that or something like that? Is Sesshomaru Woody Allen?

So Sesshomaru is canonically a pedophile who groomed a child into becoming his future baby momma? Yeah that checks out.

Videos of women giving birth.

You know who was obsessed with chairs? Michael Jackson. One of his favorite hobbies was making art of chairs with faces.

So today when I get in for my 3rd closing shift in a row, the other leader heads on lunch. Well, he gets back and says he just got off the phone with his brother, who he had dinner with last night, who just tested positive for covid. So he goes home, I run the rest of the night alone, don't get a break because there's nobody to cover. Hey speaking of covering, he was supposed to cover a closing shift at a location in a town half hour to the east because their leaders are out on covid. So now I get to go over there and close. And then on tuesday I close again. 5 says straight closing. Fun. I also hate the smell of cooked eggs.

So mom stopped by this morning and I gave her a sample. She said it was "incredibly good". She keeps asking "why aren't you bottling this right now?" Well its my summer recipe. It's gotta age.

Last night i dreamed that i was trying to rack, but the fermenter was filled with oatmeal. So that wasn't cool.

If you have to ask you're not turtley enough.

Sorta can't most of the time at work. Always somebody close-talking to you. That new guy we hired that was almost my boss back in the day? Dude stands a few inches from you. Always.

Well I saw this and instantly thought somebody was just rehashing this story from 2016, like those motherfuckers like to do whenever there's a slow news day. https://www.theguardian.com/science/2016/sep/14/scientists-reveal-most-accurate-depiction-of-a-dinosaur-ever-created But (pun intended) no, a whole (pun intended) new study. Cool.

Out front of my workplace.

Probably the same time as the non-default toaster up there

To counter that I'd say the front loading dishwasher is the default.

Why is this not the default toaster?

In this day and age of we should not be held back by simple spring-loaded mechanisms that do nothing but startle people. Toast should come out of the machine smoothly.