SwimModSponges

I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOU TYPE ONE GODDAMN MORE EXCUSE, GHOSTREK DO YOU HEAR ME? LISTEN UP STARFLEET OFFICER- I'M GIVING YOU AN ORDER. CLEAN THAT ROOM. NOW.

Goddamn feels like it though, amirite? Lordy we old.

All right, that' it. You're being arrested.

Ok @ghostrek here's the deal. You are going to stop what you're doing right now, and you're going to clean your room. Then you're going to take another picture to prove you did it. And if you post anything at all before you post that picture, you will be banned until you submit the picture + 1 day for bad behavior. Go on then, git!

OK, so here's something- I've got one of those sloped ceilings in my office, only it goes down until there's only like four feet of wall or less there, you follow? Well, I was wondering if, when I repaint the room, I should treat the sloped area as ceiling or wall. This has shown me what I don't want to do.

I begged for one for christmas one year. Literally all I wanted. So I get it, go to my room and plug it in and wait. Well it was taking a long ass time to warm up. So... I shook it. Figured that would mix it up a bit. Didn't work. Only now there's this big chunk of the stuff floating in the middle with the heating element sticking out. So, I panicked, unplugged it, put it back in the box, told my parents it was defective, and returned it for a replacement, which I was very careful not to shake. Couldn't really enjoy it though due to all the psychological baggage that came with the experience and the fact that it took a really long time to heat up.

Tell you what, that's one thing with wearing masks- glasses won't stay on my face. The mask loops and nose bridge sit exactly where my glasses are supposed to sit. It's like an RPG where I only have one item slot for my head.

I really wanted one as a child, but quickly found out they weren't that exciting. One of those moments of disillusionment that was.

I'm pretty sure every single animal would enjoy being pet. It's a shame they don't know what they're missing.

hot damn.

Update- watching this episode now. Tits everywhere.

BYO liquids.

Pooped off the side of a rowboat once.

Trufax.

This is what I think about your podcasts.

Base 10 common core.

I was literally just thinking about this thread a few hours ago. Wonder what happened to the grandparent's barn.

I don't like podcasts. They're not pods and you don't cast them.

If Johnny law comes into my basement a still is going to be the least of my problems. Not really of course.

Everything I'm seeing says it's illegal to distill alcohol in any form. Though I did see a guy post something along the lines of

Temperature control isn't something I'm hugely worried about because my basement maintains pretty standard. That's a good point about the mason jar though... wonder if a fellow couldn't fill the jar before slapping it on, reduce the air that would get in. Sampling port too, that's another thing I gotta figure out. Also I'm getting a bunch of honey from the folks so I've been kicking around the idea of using a jar to freeze distill. I mean it's federally illegal, but if I just make less than a gallon and hide it in the liquor cabinet it should be fine right? Just don't tell the BATF.

This puppy.

Everybody got together and got me that sweet fermenter for my birthday. So it looks like i'mma be making massive amounts of alcohol.