SwimModSponges

According to theology, yaweh is the ultimate being, and satan is just an angel. Yeah he was yawehs fav angel, but just an angel. Yaweh loved the shit out of lucifer, but didnt need him to create time and space; he had that covered.

How about turkeys? Can we bag turkeys?

Are we allowed to second ourselves?

Most of them involve getting people to read my fanfictions somehow, so yeah, don't ask me for constructive feedback. I will let you down.

I voted for caveats because I love caveats.

*cautiously raises hand*

... would still be three million votes behind.

You see, i disagree. I mean just because he was actually a robot covered in fake fur doesn't mean the relationships he forged werent genuine.

I thought the part where chewie dies saving the porg from the exploding x-wing was really kind of shitty especially given it was so similar to what they did in the last one, but i guess i can see why theyre doing it with the set up of the characters and everything.

Im going to have to use this in the final story arc of my fanfiction saga.

But not as good as my X-men ones.

Its as legitimate as donald trump's 2016 electoral victory.

I do what i can.

Did it start yet? Pull out your phone, take a picture of the movie at the current time, and post it.

I was hoping for a routing number.

Yep, they were one short. Second to last jedi gets a really cool orange one, but the last jedi comes up to the counter and theyre like "shit... uh, here, i mean it isnt an energy weapon but its still pretty pointy."

Whatever the computers at the local library use. In any case, it isnt fast enough to use the tube sites so i have to 'bate it to google image search results before they catch me.

Because Spoiler Alert they ran out of lightsabers so the last jedi has to use a regular sword.

If you're headed through wisconsin, make sure to stop and get some cheese curds der hey.

Im going to see the second to last jedi instead.

I feel I'm a mint man. I can be cool, even icy at times, but more than that I am refreshing; sophisticated, clean, and above all, unique. I am effervescent. How about yourselves?

Like i said, you have to be ok with suffering for 10 days. I wouldnt do it for less than a hundred, but id negotiate that id get it as $10 per day, and if you lose the bet you have to give it back double. That way, if you lose, you can just say "oh shit, i spent the money on drugs. Sorry."

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