SwimModSponges

I think carrots are in the same boat as potatoes. they're shipping vegetables.

You're not a vegetable.

Potatoes are everything. Yams even more so.

Bullshit. A grain is the wrapping around the reproductive methodology of a plant lifeform. So is a goddamn tomato. And a tomato is technically fruit but i dont think gourds are. And what about a potato? Cut one of those motherfuckers up and youll grow a tater from each bit, make some bread, you tell me a potato isnt a goddamn grain.

They are the exact same goddamn thing, and you will never be able to convince me otherwise.

Im the guy who is pleased to use this as an excuse to shill his fanfictions. Go read 'em.

Ive gotten extremely good at the acting happy thing. Im a genuinely warm individual and a joy to be around.

Ffx10 and 10 2 are like half off. So are a whole bunch of games. Bought lego worlds for the hell of it. 1998 battlezone is like $4, that game was dope back in the day.

So whenever someone introduces me to someone, i act like i already know them. Just in case i do. Most of the time it just confuses folks though, which is also fun.

Saturn is the reason for thr season.

Personally ive found the heroes journey makes an excellent framework. Then i usually look at weird pictures on google for inspiration, then once ive got an idea of where imma go i outline my chapters/paragraphs and just fill in detail until i have a story.

Damn, that is impressive. Congratulations.

Oh ho man... I really hope so. This is going to be exciting, I can't wait to see what everybody wrote.

Im just impatient is all.

Is there any way we can move up the due date? Im really excited to get this under way.

We do that everywhere. Have tou seen the dinosaur porn in my fanfiction? Top of the line.

The contest entries are supposed to be anonymous so i cant really say anything, but once theyre made public im willing to bet you will be able to figure out which one i wrote.

So i gave my mom a copy of my competition story at my sisters christmas eve brunch. It went over well i would say.

I write lots of them.

I know im pretty high up there, what with my cobstantly begging folks to read my fanfictions.

Who was that guy who made a fanfiction of my fanfiction? I seem to remember him always critiquing everybody's posts? Cant remember the name for the life of me.

Does begging people to read my fanfictions count as a posting style?

Because he could no longer sea well.

I wish everyone else would hurry up with the writing competition. Last day for entries is 1/10 so i have a long time to wait. Still i cant wait to see what errbodycomes up with.