SwimModSponges

Not making anything up. Third verse:

Yeah, nobody sings it like nobody watches the 12 hour directors cut of the hobbit. I mean its there, but youve got to want it.

They're not edited out, it's just that nobody reminds them because that makes the song too long and everybody at sports games gets bored and wants to sit down.

My shirt references seizures.

Your car is Lawful Evil.

1-9:30 tonight

When i was like 8 or so, the instructions in a box of tampons.

You dont. I do. Some day. Hopefully.

Yep.

Im going to work.

I'm a rookie beer snob. My girlfriend's brother in law is really all about the fancy beers though; he's got a beer list and everything. He's got good taste though. If the man says you should spend $15 on a beer, you should do it.

Well, you can taste the can.*** It's not a peeber, PBR is Pabst, Point Back is Point, obviously.

Everything does more harm than good as long as it attached to capitalism.

What about Point Bock? I was just about to break into one.

The PC is the best way to play a game, and if you dislike using a keyboard and mouse you can hook a controller up to it really easily for most games.

I dont care about toddlers, but Create A Style was essential.

Morrells.

I am a de-person.

Prolly, but in my experience sim games never port well.

Sims 4 is mostly junk. They threw in a few new mechanics but took away some of the most important mechanics of 3. Thats where the game peaked, imo.

I like NPR; they provide factual information about world events.

Those pencils were for white children.

I'm just fucking with you, jesus christ. Or am I? Check out my post in DF damnit.

So you're admitting it? I rest my case.