SwimModSponges

I did not know that. Kind of makes a lot of sense. GET IN THE FUCKING ROBOT, PATCH ADAMS.

Keanu Reeves is dead inside. Prior to his acting career he lived an extremely tragic life, and it broke him. There isn't a person behind his eyes, it's just a mask. And masks are great for movies.

He even pitched his D&D character to the studios and ended up making "The Last Witchhunter." Not even joking.

Yes they do. When will you stop believing the government's lies?

Here's a fun thing I whipped up last night: it's the start of chapter 8, just six chapters to go before I can put this one to bed and start on the next one:

For porn.

I would like to know exactly how far you got, as well a critiques of the other facets of the writing, besides the entirety of the premise being ridiculous.

See? Throw that in a cookie and it would be great.

When will you guys learn that we're the same person?

I can see how one would get the impression that the entirety of the story is essentially myself playing with action figures. It's still fun though, and I have gotten at least some positive feedback, that I'm pretty sure I didn't imagine.

You know what? That mummy lady was the same exact character as the enchantress in whatever terribl DC movie she ahowed up in that i dont care to remember.

Like the song by the beach boys, only its about hiding under an asian piece of cookware that is pretty 'eh' about the whole situation.

Ok, fine then. Dry the peas and grind them up in the dough. It could work.

Eh, it isn't honestly that important to me. I guess it shall forever remain a mystery.

The individual peas themselves are small concentration over vegetative matter, surrounded by a thin skin of plant material. A grape is the same goddamn thing. I disagree. I'm willing to bet you could make a great goddamn cookie. Imagine this- dehydrated peas in a cookie seasoned with cumin, cinnamon, maybe a dash of paprika? I'm willing to bet that would be a savory-sweet treat right there.

I've read that Mila Kunis actually lied about her age and was like reeeeally young when the show started. I'd look it up so I could provide more detail, but I don't want that on my search history.

OP was mostly a joke, besides, none of my peeps are going to narc on me. We tight like that.

You're only allowed to critique me if you've actually read the stories. If you have, please critique me. I'm begging for more feedback. The few bits of it I've gotten back so far have been overwhelmingly positive.

Them sonsabitches was of the goddamn hook y'all.

Yep. And I mean it's not a problem or anything, I just bust my ass at work slightly more, I'm mostly pretty chill when I'm at home I think. Not super-manic or anything like that. My dad is bipolar; I know a manic episode when I see one. The fact that I haven't gone out and built a bomb shelter in the backyard means we're pretty good yet.

That shit would probably get you mighty fucked up.

But I'm running so much more efficiently as of late and everything has been amazing.

Yep, that's the one.