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I was going to post a link to the onion article about a puppy recieving a tragic spinal injury during the puppy bowl, but it was way too sad.

I mean it wasnt amazing or anything, it was like that Scooby Doo movie from a bunch of years back only not quite as much lesbian fan art.

True story- in my fanfiction this time around Rick mocks cyclops for his star trek head gear ripoff.

How many times have you said this to me? Why must you continuously break my heart?

There's only one that matters.

@ghostrek What should you be doing?

My job doesnt test unless i run somebody over with a forklift, and with the seizures im not allowed to drive one of those again until april. Also, imma claim the reefer as medication for the seizures if anything ever happens. They got a problem, ill take that shit to court.

Yeah it was proven fake in... 2013 i want to say.

Its actually the only nno ive ever done. They made it a lot more elder-scrollsy since it first came out.

Ooooooooold news. Like... 2013? Yes, 5 years old.

*bags turkey*

Is there another Eddie Murphy coming out of his forehead?

@Adminderaptorpat make this happen pls.

No monthly subscription fee but you have to buy the game.

If you took a thumb tack and put a hole through a straw, would you claim that straw has 4 holes?

Thats what she said.

Yeah but it's on sale on Steam a couple times a year or so. Paid like, $30 for the base game and morrowind expansion during the winter sale thing.

Ok, so theoretically: we have a sheet of material that is one atom thick. We pierce this material. Are you claiming that this sheet that is only a single atom thick has two holes?

Its free to play now and about a hundred times better than it was when it first came out. My orc characters name is Chief Aldaganja.

Saw that. They did a weird post-apocalypse thing with it, which was creative at least? Not a TV show, but I'm watching this again.

So you would argue that if you were to put a pinprick through a paper cup- that pinprick would consist of 2 holes?

Damnit, wrong song. I come from a land down under.

I miss the rains down in africa.

Dvd or blu-ray?