SwimModSponges

If you find conflict to be negative, why aren't you just agreeing with us?

No but I do work somewhere that encourages dream-weaving.

I hear it just about daily.

I can't stop it.

Asshole rewards sounds like some niche porn.

Wait, does ordering pizza count? I was going strictly drive through. Toppers- instead of pizza sauce, ranch dressing, pepperjack cheese topping, extra diced peperoni, sausage, bacon, mushrooms, green onion, green olive.

We have a drive-through Jamaican place. But my favorite fast food item would have to be checkers fully loaded fries.

We had this commercial for a furniture store in which a man with a deep voice stood very close to the camera on a black background, his head and shoulders stretching out of the frame. He said he was so big, they named their new sale after him, "Big Clarence." Then a regular guy walks up and says "No Clarence, it's clearance!" Then they just shout "Clearance" and "Clarence" at each other for the rest of the commercial. It was pretty cool.

Laptops eh? Have fun roasting your sperm.

I lead people. To their doom.

I have a full-on firebody. Trimspa.

I am a gas light.

Im the guy who posts all that stuff.

It can be simulated within your consciousness but you will never experience the reality of being inside another's perception or cognition.

You don't have to like politics, it isn't for everybody. But my fanfictions are. Read and review them.

Irrelevant; think about a snail. You can never experience the joy that snail feels, and that snail will never feel your joy. Sisyphus was a dude pushing rock. And that motherfucker pushed him some rock, ya heard?

Just as you will never know the pleasure a wolf feels as he rips the flesh from a freshly killed elk. It is pointless to bemoan a reality which does not exist. Embrace your existence; love your existence. Push that rock.

The world only turns forwards. Free will is an illusion caused by humanity's inability to observe time as a spatial dimension. Sisyphus knew no greater joy in his life than pushin' that rock.

I love its little feet.

At least we can handle tortoises, right?

Yeah I bet they frown on gambling in the library. Where's a game of dice when you need one?

Good movie.

I'm betting she can see his cards in the reflection of the window. Either way, she's blufffing.