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SwimModSponges

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  1. That's what dumpster fires is for.
  2. ... i don't recall.
  3. If i Google myself its all stuff from the national taxidermist association.
  4. I mean, technically speaking the critters we refer to as "birds" are just dinosaurs, always have been.
  5. I'm mostly the awful person; I talk down about any lore that isn't ES. "Dwarves aren't short, but they are extinct after trying to harness the power of the gods by tapping into the heart of Lorkahn. Wood Elves, they're the short ones. Cannibals too." It's at this point they usually tell me to leave.
  6. The one in my head is called "Chief" Aldaganja. He's a young-ish human who is a scholar studying orcish culture; living among the various tribes, earning their trust as he wanders from stronghold to stronghold. They made him an honorary chief and gave him an orcish name. He's most skilled in speechcraft and charisma, spears/halberds/polearms, and crossbows. No idea if any of that would work; I prefer to use Elder Scrolls lore which all the DnD folks at work tell me isn't cool.
  7. A stick in the mud. We had a "party" here last night, bunch of Dr. Girlfirend's lady friends came over to watch scary movies and drink beer and complain about douchebags (very glad L---- left C----, he was an asshole). That'll be about the extent of the festivities.
  8. That sounds cool. I've got one in my head that sounds fun.
  9. Full disclosure, never played DnD, but there is a big group at work who does. I can't play with them because im their boss, but its still fun to hear about their campaigns and their characters and stuff. Anybody got a DnD character? Are they cool? If you don't have one, want to make one?
  10. The board i'm cheating on you with; https://forums.frontier.co.uk/showthread.php/452151-Pretty-sure-I-made-a-near-perfect-park-lots-of-pictures
  11. Since i "completed" that guy I've been going through and fixing it up, making it more efficient, bumping up my dino ratings. Got another hotel stuffed in there and i'm up to 14000 guests. Dinosaurs aren't too keen on escaping; i have breakouts set to normal but all of my dinosaurs are very happy in their cages.
  12. freshly killed meat is the best. I don't do the swineflesh, but getting parts of a cow is a blast.
  13. One of them tried a diplomatic approach: as a symbolic gesture they gifted the opposing nation a majestic thoroughbred horse. Well, the other nation looks at it and says "eh, i mean we could take it or leave it, its a horse o' peace."
  14. 6:12- Walk like an egyptian. Put it at .75 speed. Tune in, turn on, drop out.
  15. So someone from the company that made the game commented on this post when i made it on the official forum. He said "nicely done." Pretty proud of what i done.
  16. The one on my shoulder.
  17. I recorded another one- I was singing cher's I hope you find it, but the dogo came up and starting licking my eye at the end. Couldn't upload it, too big.
  18. White men work hard, don't have time to read.
  19. They told me i could be anything i wanted. I said i wanted to be useful.
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