SwimModSponges

Last black person I saw was... friday? Sounds about right.

Eh, I'll just enjoy my easter basket.

Well I assume it's going to be mashed potatoes (which I also hate) and tat sort of thing. So... yeah.

Oh god, probably ham. I hate ham so much. Should have gone to my folks easter, they had rack of lamb, but i didnt want to be stuck in the car for four hours. Ham w/ the womans folks tonight. Sigh.

Wiresless vibrating egg w/ clitoral stimulator

If i see a seven foot dude going apeshit, im not going to be thrilled.

I saw the dinosaur and was excited, but it was short lived.

get you one of these-

There's one viewing this thread right now.

Same reason as the rest of us. Bare asshole gotta breathe.

So we're in the air, having a great time, when we hit a spot of really rough turbulence; my servant spilling champaign all over the cabin. Well he looks like hes going to cry and im like "relax bernard, these things happen." So i go up to the cockpit, see how everything is going up in there, and i see Maxwell, my aviator, sitting there with his pants around his legs and a line of coke the size of my arm across the control console. Now by this point i dont know if he didnt see me or just didnt care; hes sitting there, teetch chattering, masturbating furiously while whispering words of encouragement to himself. I let him finish (didnt want to interrupt him) but as soon as we touched down i fired him.

Theres a post in DF entitled "WE'RE BEING RAIDED" where i cover all this. Its the fbi.

So we got a ton of different peoples gameplay, it was on a month old dev build and only the first 45 minutes ir so of the game, but still. This is going to be the best thing ever.

As a youngin' I saw the redwoods of Cali, the pacific and atlantic oceans, the badlands of montana, yosemite, yellowstone, mt. rainier, mt. hood... I've been outside a lot. Dinosaurs. They're what gets me hard.

Also, when i first saw JP as a child, i knew it was my destiny to one day build a dinosaur park. The time has nearly come.

They did it with JPOG when JP3 came out. It was great at the time, but this.... oh ho man. This is amazing.

Because you have to pa-rent.

Today we get a new gameplay trailer and 45 minutes of gameplay footage. Cant watch it now because i am at work, but i am going to be ejaculating hardcore when i get home.

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