SwimModSponges

Aware that the sun is a tabloid? Dude i copypasted an article that just typed out the events of a TikTok while bemoaning the fact that such a thing exists. I know its trash and was complaining about it being trash when i first brought it up. I got awareness.

We as a species are missing a huge opportunity not fully domesticating rats. They're already almost self-domesticating animals like pigeons anyways so it shouldn't be that hard. They've got relatively quick lifecycles so selectively breeding them for a few generations could be done pretty easy. Plus they're pretty dang smart. Imagine how useful they could be.

Yeah i know, i didn't call it news, called it a major publication because unfortunately it is.

Reminds me of a tik tok the wife was watching the other day, hang on... https://www.tiktok.com/@elysemyers/video/7016002945082871046 Fuck i hate tiktok, here's the basic text of what she said if you don't want to click the link- Article copy pasted from The Sun, because apparently a tiktok video is worth writing an article in a major publication about.

Elderly musicians coming back with new material. Its like, are your retirement funds getting low and you're just looking to make a quick buck? Because its certainly not out of love for the music or you just felt the inspiration. Your new song is beyond generic. It could have been written for and performed by literally any of these poprock teenyboppers they got these days. Seeing your 70 year old ass dressed up in full goth wandering around in the desert and singing lyrics that sound like they were originally pitched to bill eyelash but regected due to lacking creativity is honestly more depressing than anything. Gary newman, my name is ruin. Yeah i'm calling you out.

Told you.

I have never in my life enjoyed a glass of wine. People always used to tell me I hadn't had the right wine, so I'd try whatever they offered. Did not enjoy a one. You hit the nail right on the head when you said spoiled grape juice. Then I discovered the greatest alcohol ever brewed. The first alcohol ever brewed too. Mead. Fermented honey instead of grapes and white sugar. Tastes so good I brew it now. I have a thread all about it in the food/drinks folder. Where this thread belongs. Shit's fuckin' delicious.

Often times i'll wake up with a new joke to share.

Yep

I've heard the Faygo stereotype but I think that's a different one.

They match the drapes, if you catch my meaning.

2 of the best years of my life, in addition to the 7 years we were dating prior to that.

Chewed the hell out of my cheek in my sleep last night.

Speaking of calendars, I can't stop writing october as 8. I comm logged something at work the other day about members of my team switching shifts this weekend and I wrote it as 8/9 and 8/10. Oct = 8 goddamn it.

Idk, if you get a good milk stout i could see it going really well with ice cream. Or like a coffee stout.

This is also an amazing song.

I genuinely love both of these songs and listen to them frequently.

Y'know what? I'mma retract my claim. Like i said this was nearly a decade ago. I think i remember it but its not worth the argument and there's no way to prove i did it. So claim retracted.

I don't remember for sure, it was at an anime convention in like 2013, but I believe I recall fucking with it until the marble came out- I was pretty tenacious about it.

I had one once and the marble came out after I fucked with it enough.

Y'ever had a "rootbeer" float with grape soda? Goddamn delicious.

This thread belongs in the food folder. But yes.

Looking to get our ducts and whatnot cleaned out since it's like a hundred year old house, the previous owners were smokers, and who knows if its ever been done. The dude we're having do it though... He said he was going to come check it out the other day but never showed up. He's going to call today so i have to watch my phone for a "restricted" number. Apparently only like three people on earth are allowed to know his contact information.