SwimModSponges

No, that's what I'm saying- we're all alcoholics so we've already got six breweries in town. Also the gimmick was my dream before the booze, the booze is just the key to unlocking my plans.

Go big or go home- if I says "Hey, this town needs another brewery" they'll say "what, six of them isn't enough?" If I sell an experience though, that's what kids these days are all about.

Legit. Like a Medieval Times only you're allowed to jump into the pit. Rent some high-quality foam weapons, chug some craft mead, and beat the hell out of your friends.

Getting incredible reviews from anyone whose tried it, mayor included. Got an in with some powerful people in town. They wanted to buy some but were disappointed to learn it's federally illegal to sell untaxed alcohol. (unless this is a sting operation, oh god.) Can't wait to pitch my idea for a combination semi-medieval themed bar, grill, airbnb, and fighting pit. No seriously. Working on the powerpoint right now.

Picked up No Mans Sky the other day, now that its apparently a great game.

Does this count?

Anatomy of a Grimace: Actually the Grimace is where all the food in McDonaldland comes from. There are huge herds of them that get slaughtered for their organs. Thats McDonald'land canon.

*posts images of asshole and gets banned*

Did another taste tonight with the father in law. Very coffee. He really liked it, but i mixed in a little cocoa and vanilla into mine to see what the taste i'm aiming for is like. I liked it, but both he and the wife liked the original more.

Why wouldn't they come back out intact? I maintain that a firm grape could slide into and pop out of an anus just as easily as a roll of nickels. There is no reason to believe that at any point along the line the pressure of the anal ring, not to mention the relative lack of pressure within the bowel itself, would be enough to crush the grape. That dog won't hunt.

I'm only ever getting them in desktop. The plot thickens.

Phrealz. I mean they pretty much always go away when you refresh the page so they're not a huge deal, but I figured I should let you know. It seems to happen when I try to view a new post. Crazy shit.

Well, the feller with the nazi flag in his window who got arrested outside my house is out of jail again.

IDK man, y'all see some of those videos on machine learning and neural networks? Pretty dope shit.

Thought of another one- your spaceship is very nicely designed and the space travel is the most immersive by far.

Eat out beforehand. Take care of her that way, then it doesn't matter how long you last. Winning strategy right there.

Ugh, working at the location half an hour north today. Jesus. If i get covid, it will be here, today.

Semicolon all the way; even when I'm not using it correctly; the way it looks when it connects long sentence parts just fills a void in my life.

So hey, update. Beat ME3 the other day so I jumped back into Andromeda where I left off. Which was just before one of the love scenes. Hoy damn, talk about another thing MEA did better than the previous titles: full on boobies with nipples, naked ass, and thrusting. Felt like I was watching HBO. Very nice.

Man this past couple days i tell ya what. Got rear-ended on my way to work, then this morning I thought i was closing at a location half hour north. Turns out thats tomorrow and i was supposed to be in at 8:30 this morning. So that was a fun call from my boss.

I just watched it on mute and imagined the conversations. "Wait, stop, there's somebody up there with a phone and they're going to call the cops on us for fighting" "Lol, nah man, I'm just waiting to see the action. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!"

*wife says something I didn't hear* "What?" *wife repeats herself, only quieter*