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In two minutes i want to to make the conscious choice to put your hand where it wont be in two minutes. You can usually pick out the dumb people with this statement, they're the ones who quickly move their hand.

It's still fun to worship though.

I cover literally all of those points in my time religion. You should look into it.

I promise I will read and review it.

Y'all never seen Letterkenny?

They don't let you leave?

Like, we all add individual sentences to a story and see where it takes us? I think that could be fun as hell. Maybe even make it an official thing @Admin_Raptorpat if you wanna like pin it or something... Rules: 1. Add one sentence at a time. You can put as many sentences into the story as you like, but somebody else has to add a sentence before you go again. 2. Don't be a dick. You're welcome to turn the story on its head, but do it in a way that makes sense. No "and everybody died" or shit like that. If you want to kill a character somebody introduced, that's fair game; so long as it flows and works with the story. 3. Probably the best format would be copypasting the story thus far into a quote; like this: Sound exciting so far? Ok, I'll start.

Thoughts on the judgments of my stories: Mthor- thanks, I read this to my wife while it was halfway done (I got to the point where the shit hand man was chewing on your hair) and she just shouted "WHAT THE FUCK." Drawing people in and then repulsing them was 100% my goal. philosopherstoned- didn't really try to have much in the way of symbolism or anything, and one of the criticisms I got from the last contest was how much time I spent just describing one environmental set piece so I tried to shy away from doing that again. Lack of plot/personality was intentional, wanted to have a blank slate for the reader to mold themselves onto, plus some pain for them to empathize with. The cheese sandwich factory scene was sort of pointless, but I didn't know exactly where my story was going at that point and I wrote the whole thing in a big stream and when I do that I don't go back and fix/edit/change things. What I put on paper stays on paper. guybeardmane- the shit hand man will always be with you. He's part of you now. He's part of us now.

Thoughts on the stories- The Bloody Scarab's Wrath- Damn, that's some descriptive world building right off the bat, awesome job. The dialogue rings true, the situation is messed up surely but absolutely believable. You took to the prompt as naturally as if it had been chosen specifically for your story, not the other way around. Bravo and well done. Blowing it Spectacularly: The Lustful Gaze of a Saucy Stepdad- *reads title* Oh boy... this is going to be something all right. There are a couple of jumps in tense here; "asked" vs. "sighs" etc. Lol, whippets. Poppers are easy to get, they sell them at most sex stores. Just tell them the electrical contacts on your vibrator are getting corroded and you need something to clean them with; that's what they're legally sold for. Oof, telling your guy you're looking for another supplier, and telling him that supplier by name... Gonna have a bad time. Holy fuck no lube? what kind of an ammeter hour porn shoot is this?!?!?! *gets to the ending* On the hole it was a decent story but it left a bit of closure to be desired. I kind of felt like the build up was more satisfying than the payoff. Heyo. Hey wait a minute where's the stepdad at? The scene was between Mom/son and the plumber... The Quest- This one cuts off for me, so that sucks. I tell ya what though, it sure does hit the ground running. The required plot elements didn't feel natural, then, no part of the story did, so that's what you were going for. Crazy shit man, crazy shit.

better brush up on your pussy eating skills.

Well, i'm a little bit disappointed that my story didn't lead people to shit in their hands.. I can't wait to read all the submissions later today, congratulations @PokeNirvash!

What time tonight?

Wooooot!

Right? I check this thread like twice a day.

Ban tobacco products, ban tobacco farms. 98% of migrant children working without protection in Kentucky's tobacco fields have acute nicotine poisoning.

Thsnk you.

Thats why i asked to clarify the definition of "cup".

... I legit don't think the amount of coffee I drink is high. Like, I enjoyed that nice cup of coffee in the sun then took a nap on the couch.

You're less that 24 oz?!?!

This morning I stopped at the gas station and got a 24 oz cup of coffee. How much is that?