SwimModSponges

Suicide king stabbing himself in the head is always fun.

Go to a store and get a gift card to that store. Immediately use that gift card to buy another identical gift card. Repeat until you have a pile of gift cards and very angry cashiers. They can't stop you- you're making legitimate purchases.

Wow, i havent seen a freakout that bad since Kavanaugh's supreme court confirmation.

Sounds like it is like that ghostrek. Sounds like it is.

Ghostrek drags Godzilla and Kagome through various alternate universes

If you go into a sex store, look for "golden shower supplements," let them know you intend to pour it on someone; if they suspect you're going to use anything there for an illegal purpose they can't sell it to you.

I kind of don't need hygiene tips, just forgot to apply it this morning. Yeah i know how to fix it. Just wanted to give yall fair warning- i smell badly currently.

By saying "hey everybody i forgot to deodorize this morning so sorry about reeking. Probably try to not stand near me if your senses are particularly strong."

Yep, forgot to deodorize before i went in, and for some reason im pumping out rancid stress sweat. I'm "that guy" today.

I don't have any anymore. Now all the toys are for girlfriend use.

By who's arbitrary standards? Some might say prehistoric animal rape doesn't go far enough. It's a spectrum.

There is; I got in trouble for saying I was going to write a fanfiction about packard being raped by dinosaurs.

Well I talk a big game but apparently I don't actually talk a big game. I suppose that means my posts are memorable?

Wow, that's a professional review video right there. I should maybe get them to check out my stories.

Me. Put it in my X-men fanfiction multiverse. It would be a great crossover.

My health bar is really small but I always have god mode toggled on anyways.

pbr is all i had on hand at the moment because somebody gave me a bag full of them. I'm not turning down a bag full of free beer.

Brother in law. Amazon.

Drinking PBR.

I've heard all of those puns before. Original material only.

He though maybe it has something to do with the overgrown patch of rye the fence passed through. Turns out it wasn't the rye tangle.

It's not for me; I'm just concerned about alcohol conservation for the future. We as a species could save so much alcohol if we drank it with our butts/noses/arms.

Hey now, if its good enough for a supreme court justice its good enough for me.

So... snorting alcohol?