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We've been watching a lot of the Great British baking challenge.

For real though, this makes an incredible amount of sense. Can I get some feedback on this one?

They had a great Bleach selection back in the day when I went there.

Snowing out there.

Got stems?

Tennessee is pretty dang stiff but North Carolina got the droop going.

I've used up almost all of my duct tape, so mask is potentially not happening for a bit.

Florida, just letting gravity do its work.

About to join the club here.

Downloading ESO again. Every time I do, I decide not to play it, then when I decideto play it it says it has to download new stuff and I say "bah" and uninstall it again. Figured if I'm going to play it I'm going to play it now.

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Y'ever lift up the toilet seat and start peeing, only you didn't quite get the toilet seat 100% perfect and it falls back down after a second? So now you're reflexively trying to grab it before it crosses your stream, and now you're flapping piss everywhere and you don't catch it anyways and it crashes down loudly?

1. Anal. I don't think its gross or anything, just not interesting. Like when im watching porn i want to see a vagina woking it. Buttholes just sit there. 2. Ham. Now that shit's gross. 3. Mashed taters. Same as above. 4. German potato salad. Potato salad should taste like mustard, not vinegar. 5. Movies. They're too long. Some of them can hold my attention but otherwise they're mostly all just "the heroes journey" and i find myself just following along the story structure so i can estimate how much more i have to watch. 6. Jeans. Can't wear em. They feel really weird on my legs. 7. Edibles. I don't know, maybe I just have a high tolerance, but I've only ever been able to feel much of anything from them like once. 8. Competitive activities. I watched a movie the other night in which the characters played "tippy cups." Why. No reason to expend energy tipping cups. Bean bag tossing. Why. What is solved by throwing a bean bag through a hole. Drinking games. Drinking isn't a game. 9. Having favorite things. Thats bullshit. There are things i like, but i'm not going to rank them. They could change at any time. Right now my "favorite food" is x, in a few hours at a different meal it won't be. Favorite game? Depends on what i want to play and how much I played it. 10. I only have 9.

I've got really shitty stuff, not from my guy because of you know the virus and everything. I'm going through it really quick because its mostly just plant matter with tiny little bits of psychoactive material in it. Its free, if that tells you anything about the quality. Yea, i'm just smoking the lawn.

Last night I was thinking about milking wasps. Naturally I'd want to know how many I'd need, so I had to know how much venom each could inject. The answer to that question is anywhere from 1~17+ micrograms. A microgram is a measurement of weight, not volume. In order to calculate the volume I'd have to know the density of wasp venom. So there's that.

No but they do eat them eventually and they are delicious.

Baby sheep always hang out in the house.

To all the boys I've ever loved 2: black guy edition These movies felt more like episodes of a tv show than movies, maybe its because the plot follows directly from the first to the second, i don't know. If you've never seen the first one, its sort of a modified "the taming of the shrew." So i guess this one takes that tamed shrew and sets it free.

My evidence is him telling dr. Mrs. The monarch when asked about his true identity that he was just a guy who always wanted to be someone else. Couple that with hank acting as different personalities all the time, culminating in him receiving a concussion and trying to be batman. Just layingg in bed here when *whamm* it. Hit me. Had to type it out. Goodnight.

So there's this kid growing up in Luxembourg, growing up he always wanted to drive trains, and he wanted to drive them fast. When he grew up, he got a job driving trains. And he drove them fast. Well, one day he flew through a crossing before the safety bars and lights had even started, killed a man walking across the tracks. He was tried, found guilty, and sentenced to execution. For his final meal, he requested a single banana. Afterwards, they strapped him into the electric chair and threw the switch. Nothing happened. The law in Luxembourg at that time stated that if someone were to survive an execution attempt, it would be considered a sign from god and they would be free to go. And so he was. Soon he was back to driving trains, just as recklessly as he had before. It wasn't long before he had another accident, this time killing a couple who were driving through the crossing. Again, he was tried and sentenced. For his final meal this time, he requested two bananas. And just as before, when he was strapped in and the switch was thrown, he was completely unharmed. Again, he was released, again, he resumed his career, and again, he caused an accident; this time killing three people. The judge denied his request for a final meal, and this time when he was put into the chair and the switch was thrown... Nothing happened. "But I made sure you didn't have a banana?!?" shouted the judge. "The bananas didn't do anything," said the man as he walked out of the courthouse. "I'm just a bad conductor."

Finished the first of the 3 comics in the book. I read the novels based on the comics when I was a kid, forgot how much I disliked the canon they established before Prometheus. Nothing against making the world a dystopian nightmare, but this is Aliens. If Earth is shit I don't care if it gets swarmed by aliens. Espescially when the aliens were brought there by a psychic cult that never actually explained where they came from. And the main plot, ugh. A few years after Aliens- "Hey, we found the aliens home planet! Let's go bomb it! Oh no, we're dying. Psych, we're robots. What? Earth's been infested? Oh no! Hey wait a minute, one of those squid-faced dudes that ran the derelict space ship in the first movie. He'll save us!" I don't recall what the next one is about, but I seem to recall it was better.

The best way to moisturize a vagina is saliva. Just saying.

My ringtone is vibrate too, but here's my alarm. 100% guaranteed to wake up in a good mood when this starts playing.

Ok, something light that shouldn't take too long... Aliens: the essential comics, vol.1