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SwimModSponges

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  1. No you didn't. https://www.bonappetit.com/entertaining-style/trends-news/article/kobe-wagyu-steak-myths
  2. I wish i could disassemble things easily. Like, if my toaster breaks i could strip all the copler out of the wire and like melt down all the metal and plastic into like ingots and shit. It'd be good for recycling.
  3. We were supposed to have new windows installed on Tuesday but they found a crack in one at the factory so it'll be another 2 weeks.
  4. Finished the 2nd of the 3 comics- nightmare asylum. So we forgot all about that squid head alien that was going to save us. End up on some other colony instead. Dude there is breeding aliens because of course he is. Planning to train them and take them to earth to fight the other aliens. Doesn't work, but hey, least we're back on earth. And hey, Ripley's back. She'll save us.
  5. Trailer houses will exist as long as there's a permanent underclass.
  6. Im making a globe of Nirn.
  7. Well you're wrong, and the daedra/their oblivion realms are round too. Like celestials, you know, chris pratts dad in that one guardians of the galaxy movie. Spoiler alert.
  8. The one that starts "bip bip do doo de doo" and says something about "keep on looking but you can't find the ocean floor." Hate that song.
  9. Handle just snapped off ny favorite mug.
  10. Ok listen, sheogorath is a reflection of a god that was bound. The reflection wears off every millennia or so and a mortal has to step in to mantle the aspect. And that tongue thing is all me.
  11. Sheogorath isnt even a *real* god.
  12. Usually she's still in the bathroom getting ready for bed when i pull out my silver amulet of Akatosh and thank the dragon god of time for today, all yesterdays, and all tomorrows to come. But she was already in bed last night when i knelt to pray. I finish and she looks at me real weird. "I thought you were actually praying for a second when you started," she says. "I was actually praying" i says back. "Been doing so for like a month now." Walk the walk. Backwards into the future, eyes fixed on my past.
  13. Keeping up with the Kardashians.
  14. It's "This is america" before "this is america"
  15. more relevant today than ever.
  16. Yeah that one, comes from PBS. Good shit.
  17. There are no lols there to extract, guaranteed.
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