SwimModSponges

I got some gogurt, shit's good.

Never sent a dick pic, but keep your eyes peeled for a picture of my asshole that pops up from time to time. You'll see it. Everyone sees it eventually.

Ralph breaks the internet was good.

Well wtf.

Did this really used to be such an issue that places of business had to get together and implement universal policies against it?

We should advertise on alt-right forums.

Quotes taken out of context.

Never played it.

It needs to be incredibly, uncomfortably, and terrifyingly racist. That's the essence of the fear in a lovecraftian work, and unless they incorporate it correctly the adaptation will always fall far short of its mark. People shouldn't walk out of a lovecraftian movie saying "wow, that was scary, the cgi monster was really cool," they should walk out of the movie in silence. They should feel anxious, they should feel disgust.

Oh good, I'm not alone. ... I distinctly remembered the taste.

But it wasnt just chewing. I'd roll the belt up in my mouth and just salivate all over it. I would satirate the belt in my juices then draw the belt-flavored liquid back into my throat before pushing it back out again to marinate. I would do this for hours.

Well I hope you're happy; now that you've visited you can never truly leave.

all meat is made of stem cells.

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pho-realz

I got just cause 3 for like $2 on sale. That's pretty much the same thing, right?

That Nunes Memo

100% certain this will be his replacement:

“All men are mortal, Socrates is a man, therefore, Socrates is mortal”

Once when i was working at the porn store i had a trucker paying for something and a few pills fell out of his wallet. "Oh, thats not speed," he says. "Theyre vitamins" or something before taking one to show me it qas all on the up-and-up. I don't care dude.

Imagine all your life they gave you apple juice and told you it was orange juice. If they gave you actual orange juice one day and said "hey, this is what orange juice actually tastes like," you would think it would taste weird.