SwimModSponges

Aw, thought it was original. In hindight, I can see it being a pretty general punchline though.

Sand is painful- when you're walking on the beach, it's uneven and often, raised parts will causes differences in pressure on your feet.

It's because of the globalists. Maybe it's my NPC programming. LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP!

Reminds me of a quote from an old GI-Joe PSA parody: "You can kick sand, old man."

Even now, I'm looping that post in my head. Even now Even now I'm looping that post Even now in my head I'm looping that post These are my ankles.

Stepping on sand is painful; I can't be alone in thinking that.

Sand is not fun, it's coarse and gritty and it gets into everything.

Like, you have a thought that just repeats itself over and over? Like, say you're thinking "I wonder if this is a sign of some mental illness..." and you have that though, but the voice inside your head goes: "I wonder if this is a sign of some mental illness... a sign of some mental illness... I wonder if this is a sign of some mental illness I wonder if this is... I wonder if this is a sign of some mental... I wonder if this is a sign of some mental illness..." And it just keeps going like that for hours. Most of the time it's just a word stuck on repeat: that's where most of my jokes come from. Sometimes I say things involuntarily to try to get them out; it's always "These are my ankles," or "with my bare hands." I don't know, sounds kind of like some kind of obsessive disorder. Unless I'm not crazy.

Still in the planning stages. Figuring late/early fall next year for an actual "ceremony," getting the paperwork done before that.

Its just sand in a box. Yay sand. I could throw a few boards together around a patch of grass, now I've got a grass box. It would probably be more fun. Heck, the whole playground is a giant wood-chip box with all the other stuff inside it.

Guy goes into a dive bar, sees a menu written on the wall. Cheese sandwich- $1 Turkey sandwich- $2 Handjob- $20. Three of the most attractive women walk out o the back room, ask him what he'd like. "Are you... are you the ladies who give the handjobs?" he asks. "Yes we are," they reply. "Well wash your fucking hands, I want a cheese sandwich."

Thought this thread was about sucking dick for a $100 worth of weed. *leaves*

They had a tutankhamun

Finished trimming hedges, cleaned out a bunch more of the garage. Laundry of course. Gonna have me some lunch here.

I don't like potatoes but I love a nice baked yam with some brown sugar and whatnot.

Joanna angel does way too much anal. Yeah I said it.

https://i.imgur.com/44ev5QA.mp4

Zootube.

I got to go to an arcade once for my 10th birthday. They had a Lost World arcade shooter there. I put my quarters in but i died really quickly (probably because it was supposed to be a 2 player game) so i just ended up watching the demo play until some other kids kicked me out of the booth so they could play. Still, it was worth it.

Long ago I swore an oath that should I ever meet another individual from here IRL we would have to fight to the death. Whether or not I can hold my own is irrelevant. I know that I must kill or be killed.

So, I've got a handful of friends, but they're pretty much all the wife's friends. I think it would be beneficial to potentially cultivate a group of my own. You know, just a group of like four or five people my same age with similar but varied interests. I would definitely want like one or two to be really outdoorsy/into fitness (but not to a huge degree). You know, like the kind of personality that would always nag you to come for a two mile hike on your day off. We've got some beautiful trails around here and I'm never going to see them if I have a choice in the matter. No sports though, fuck sports (unless it's LARPing in which case I am 100% in). I'm not a huge drinker; I'll gladly have a drink or two but my ideal night is not standing in a noisy bar. Prefer nonsmoker; if you vape that's cool just know that I'll be silently judging you. No dope heads, I'm trying to get out more, not hang out in my living room. Besides I don't like to share. Other ideal shared interests include but are not limited to: dinosaurs, PC gaming, drawing, and writing. Ideal other interests include but are not limited to: outdoors/fitness (as previously mentioned), music, comics, tabletop gaming, and LARPing (seriously, if you LARP you are pretty much guaranteed a spot in my entourage). I don't need a music dude, I've already got one of those and he's going to be hanging out with us too. I would prefer potential friends to be politically left-leaning; however any right-leaning individuals who are willing to be educated as to why they are wrong are welcome to apply. Preferred age range is 25-35.

Not the physical point of the structure, mind you; the reason for its existence. The dog bites down on the toy to make it squeak. Then, to make the toy squeak again, the dog loosens its grip to let the toy expand with air again. That's when you take it.

I got that going. RRR. Not sure what i would change it too.