i think average to below average looking, middle aged men with dead end jobs are entitled to marry younger women who are completely out of their league and live in a house with at least one zero tacked on to the end of a mortgage they could actually afford.
no, but i skipped one once because if i'd shown up drunk enough I would've objected.
though, now that i think about it, i did get really drunk the day of. who's to say i didn't... ๐ฎ