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Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times. And now how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kiss'd I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning? Quite chap- fall'n? Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come. Make her laugh at that.

you have no idea how disappointed I was when I found out it didn't really say that.

This one! Thanks. Would've taken me forever to find it.

Congratulations on not having died... Yet.

john Ritter was in a movie with the chick from mork and Mindy? weird... nope. nice guess though. I suck, I know. I can't really remember much. it was a kids movie from the 80's with a guy who was in a lot of stuff at the time, but he wasn't a big name. it was maybe a spy movie? I also remember the Alamo. (part of the movie took place there? or I might have been dreaming that.)

I've actually seen that. it was early 90's, no?

oh shit. haven't seen that in forever. but no. no, it was a kids movie with that guy who was in stuff in the 80's. I think it had something to do with spies, but it's been a really long time...

I'm not a dog.

no. it was a movie. it had that guy who was in a bunch of stuff in the 80's. it was a kids movie though, so that's right.

*looks up and adds to list* nope.

good guess, but that doesn't sound right. it's got that guy from the 80's. I used to watch it when I was a kid...

It’s got that guy in it.

"the cross has the final word." um. no, Nancy, I'm pretty sure the whole point of your stupid religion was that the cross didn't have the final word. you know, because otherwise there wouldn't have been zombie Jesus. do you even know what the fuck you people are supposed to believe?

instructions on how to remain celibate

don't get hacked y'all.

we don't talk about... that place, here.

This thread feels strangely relevant again.

Why do poptarts go stale so quickly? I mean, they're like 30% artificial flavorings and 70% preservatives.

I'm 5'7". I mean, you know, plus a couple of inches.

the fact that you care whether or not you care is actually a good sign.

I'm a little concerned, though, that it might not be as original as my last new thread. I mean, the last thing I'd ever want to do is just post something for the sake of posting something even though the content is substandard and I don't have anything new to say.