nameraka

nope. this just isn't working for me. nothing objectively wrong with it. change of any kind just makes me irrationally angry. so, as per tradition, I'm planning on rage quitting the boards forever. that'll probably consist of lurking for a day or two before showing back up as an alt with a completely transparent name that makes it obvious that it's me. (I'll play it off like it isn't, of course.) anyway. any suggestions for terrible alt names?

it is also our most important testament to the fact that Helen mirren was a total smoke show in her 20's.

Also, Excalibur was kind of a fucked up movie. Especially the part where Uther knocks up egraine. I mean I’m still trying to work out the physics of having intercourse while wearing a full suit of plate mail. Totally unrealistic. Everything else was believable and historically accurate, though.

Yeah. I get that. I used to think stonewall Jackson was Obi wan kenobi.

This brings up a good point for further discussion. i, for one, have always struggled to differentiate American civil war generals from common housecats. anyone have any tips or personal anecdotes they’d like to share about this?

I mean, the march to Bastogne was some clutch shit. Fine piece of generaling there. Dude had some weird ass ideas about reincarnation though. I'm just saying. So. Uh. Any other Generals y'all want to discuss?

*pees in corner* I am not cleaning that up. 😶

Nope. *

imagine no possessions. I wonder if you can.

It's okay. Just make sure, if you're called, to have really entrenched opinions and don't shut up about them. You'll be home by lunch.

I don't see how any of this is relevant to my complete lack of poncho.

I think I might want a special sex poncho.

I just want to be clear that I was using "fucking" to emphasize my desire to own a poncho. I do not mean that I am attempting to acquire some sort of special sex-poncho. I mean, is there even such a thing as a special sex-poncho?

*Awkwardly follows you out*

you are not lebeouf.

a brief biography of skrillex. very thoroughly researched.

he listens. shhhh... ☠️

https://www.cnn.com/2022/06/01/business-food/howard-johnsons-last-restaurant/index.html so. that's one less place you can eat. 😶

I don't know what you're talking about. I do not, and have never had a sock "thing."

or is there just nothing to do on the internet anymore?

this was the one I was thinking of. don't remember how high it went in the charts, but I remember it being in fairly high rotation at one point.

Now that is a name I haven't heard in a long time...

Nope. Good band though.