nameraka

Someone on Twitter was calling them the Commies. I'm totally stealing that.

have y'all thought of a new logo yet?

They had how many years to get this right? ...and they basically punted. That’s so Washington.

I already have been... In the future... Which is now.

So, what we're saying here is that I'm future Jesus. I mean, that's the only logical takeaway...

congrats to the bengals for becoming the first team in NFL history to make it all the way to the big game without any offensive linemen. nice job guys.

Yes.

One of those things I thank my lucky stars I’m too old to have experienced. also, apparently I’m so old I now say “thank my lucky stars.”

you do you. just be advised. chairry takes this stuff very seriously. and you don't want to upset chairry...

okay. you get bonus points. but since no one seems to have paid attention to any of the previous word of the day threads, I'll go back over the rules. when someone says the word of the day you do exactly two lines of coke. (three if you're poof), eat a live goldfish (or shove a carrot up your ass if you're vegan), then place a phone call to congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (or one of her staffers if she can't be reached), and sing the entirety of the 1989 motley cru classic "girl, don't go away mad (just go away)" in Esperanto until she agrees to go out with you, or just hangs up. jeezus, it's not like we haven't done this before people.

no. I mean, do that, yes. but no.

grim-al-kin now who remembers what we do when someone says the word of the day?

According to ancestry I’m like 5%. So, something higher than 5%.

Jesus, who doesn't, though?

I thought the calendar was off by a few years because the census described in the Bible that sent Mary and Joseph to Bethlehem actually happened somewhere between 6-3BC. Not 100% sure on the number of years, but I'm pretty sure King Herrod was dead by 1BC. Also, yes. We should be expecting something.

Well, that pails in comparison to what I'll likely accomplish.

So which one are you not going to do?

this is how I found out that I'm apparently related to my ancestors. mind=blown

no. no, this aggression will not stand. where is this bucket located? I will totally heist this bitch for your list.

that you probably won't ever get to? I've always wanted to go to Buenos Aires. (and Argentina in general) two of my all time favorite authors were Argentinian and wrote about it extensively. but I don't have a lot of $ to travel and frankly, I don't really know anyone who would likely want to go with. maybe when I'm like 80 I'll pull an Ambrose Bierce and just disappear into the Argentine wilderness never to be heard from again...

his live shows kill.

mr. Phil. (I will not refer to that man as dr.) jared leto. (just seems like a self-absorbed douche) honestly, most celebrities. there are really only a handful I'd give a shit about meeting.

I’d watch that.

idk. I might try someone who's tried it.

the same thing that happens to everyone else who disappears...