nameraka

aw... I really like one of the songs from this album. I mean, not this one. I've never liked this one. but still...

So, I was a VH fan as a kid, but damn their lyrics just suck and I didn’t realize it until I was older.. “Why can’t this be love?” came on the radio the other day and it hit that line, “only time will tell if we stand the test of time.” I guess I’d never really listened before, but damn if that isn’t a stupid fucking lyric.

and yes, I know this should be in the music folder. it's hard to get any traction there. Anyway. Thinking of this lyric in particular: I won't be coming home tonight My generation will put it right We're not just making promises That we know we'll never keep. Yeah. Whatever, boomer...

is this... like a euphemism or something?

And what the hell is Greek yoga, and why is it supposed to keep me regular?

I thought about it, but it's just so played out. I mean it's just not cool anymore, ya know?

I’ve been sober for 500 days.

in gif form. also

This reminds me of a certain David cronenberg film I'd like to forget.

Yes, but they don’t hunt. Now, molarbear the bounty hunter.... Jesus Christ....

I'll allow it.

Oh shit. Forgot about that one.

I'm partial to Chick-fil-A's jalepeno salsa and Bojangles spicy honey mustard.

I just want to apologize in advance for posting this...

is there a bad smell coming from the apartments, and have you actually seen your neighbors recently?

it's pronounced analgesic. you're welcome.

WHOA!!! WHOA NOW! There are lines that really just shouldn't be crossed here, man... Jesus, and I thought I was being dark...

I thought it was common knowledge that you were supposed to have those things fixed...

I honestly may have overstepped here. Have kids. Have as many as you want. Just be sure to eat them before they hit puberty. The hormones turn the meat gamey.

Seriously, there are quite enough of you deranged assholes wandering around pissing all over the smouldering remnants of this once verdant planet. Keep it in your goddamn pants. That is all. 😐

they should also have to raise any hypothetical future children of the deceased.

stay in school, 'cause it's the best.