nameraka

no. no, this aggression will not stand. where is this bucket located? I will totally heist this bitch for your list.

that you probably won't ever get to? I've always wanted to go to Buenos Aires. (and Argentina in general) two of my all time favorite authors were Argentinian and wrote about it extensively. but I don't have a lot of $ to travel and frankly, I don't really know anyone who would likely want to go with. maybe when I'm like 80 I'll pull an Ambrose Bierce and just disappear into the Argentine wilderness never to be heard from again...

his live shows kill.

mr. Phil. (I will not refer to that man as dr.) jared leto. (just seems like a self-absorbed douche) honestly, most celebrities. there are really only a handful I'd give a shit about meeting.

I’d watch that.

idk. I might try someone who's tried it.

the same thing that happens to everyone else who disappears...

great form.

seriously though, what the fuck are the snakes eating?

I mean my um perfectly legal... ☹️ Damnit...

Damn. Now I kinda want to date Pete Davidson.

Well, I have no idea what that means, but then I am very old.

Unless this somehow means Zoe kravitz is available, I don’t care.

LEMON?

that bitch. 😠

have I ever told you the tale of how the "r" key sticks on this damn keyboard? meh. never mind. lighterup!

Well, by “you” I mean anyone who is not me. And by people, I’m strictly limiting the scope of my second person reference to human beings. Though, now that I think about it, I suppose that could be construed as prejudicial toward non-humans, so I apologize to any non-humans who may be reading this post. also, what do YOU mean, “you people”?

Have you tried drugs?

Well, I expect I’ll be dead in another 30-40 years...

Well, go ahead. I'm listening. *stokes beard and writes in notebook*

Yeah idk what the hell happened with the emojis there. IGNORE ME!!!

See. Shit like this is how we get 6 more weeks of winter. 😶☹️😶☹️

You have friends? ☹️

And Miami just fired Flores. That's it. I'm done. I hereby resign as a dolphins fan until such time as they come under new ownership. I'll be taking suggestions for a new team.

naw dude. that was bobcat goldthwait.