nameraka

This is offensive. You should be cancelled.

I find this offensive. You should be canceled.

but that's not important right now. what's important is that we watch this video, because it's fucking amazing.

Honestly, these days I mostly teach technical writing to active duty military types. Ive yet to figure out a way to work Jane Austen's sex life into a lecture on how to format APA style memo reports... But I'm working on it.

also, his wrist form was all wrong. observe the difference:

also

now this shit takes talent:

is chicken like a pet name or something?

I mostly teach 'merican.

I knew, obviously, that British English sometimes spells things differently, but I didn't know they spelled tire with a Y until about 15 minutes ago. how could I have possibly lived my entire life without knowing this?

Here in means everything will soon be covered in a thin layer of pollen and I won’t be able to breathe for three months.

As a dolphins fan, I've got seriously mixed feelings here.

Also, get that shit looked at. You might have skin cancer.

Bonus points for black Jesus.

have you tried faking your own death, yet?

and mariota goes to Atlanta.

On mobile so I didn't link, but ESPN is reporting Matt Ryan to the Colts for a third rounder.

Kinda hoping Mayfield gets traded to Carolina. I don’t see anyone in this draft who’s worth the 6th overall pick.

It's a nearacle.

Wait til someone decides to use the chemical weapons.

that last one was more than a sentence. sorry. how about this one? I always said, if I had to fuck a guy... I mean had to, if my life depended on it... I'd fuck Elvis.

Alas, poor Yorick! I knew him, Horatio. A fellow of infinite jest, of most excellent fancy. He hath borne me on his back a thousand times. And now how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kiss'd I know not how oft. Where be your gibes now? your gambols? your songs? your flashes of merriment that were wont to set the table on a roar? Not one now, to mock your own grinning? Quite chap- fall'n? Now get you to my lady's chamber, and tell her, let her paint an inch thick, to this favour she must come. Make her laugh at that.

you have no idea how disappointed I was when I found out it didn't really say that.

This one! Thanks. Would've taken me forever to find it.

Congratulations on not having died... Yet.