nameraka

In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my sister Edie down the stairs and I blamed it on the dog... when my mom sent me to the summer camp for fat kids and then they served lunch I got nuts and I pigged out and they kicked me out! but the worst thing I ever done: I mixed up all this fake puke at home and then I went to this movie theater, hid the puke in my jacket, climbed up to the balcony and then, t-t-then, I made a noise like this: hua-hua-hua-huaaaaaaa - and then I dumped it over the side, all over the people in the audience. And then, this was horrible, all the people started getting sick and throwing up all over each other. And I never felt so bad in my entire life!

i've noticed that people tend to do stupid things because they are, in fact, stupid.

me, but it was supposed to be delivered back in august...

wow. somebody's being kind of a grinch.

do you do money?

for money to buy christmas drugs?

only with masks and guns.

you read my mind...

i have. many times. always exactly 25 years later. just to mess with them.

it's trying to help you get better at chess?

well it's 5am now. fat lot of help you people were.

oh. also i don't know how to read.

i need to fall asleep. now. how do make that happen?

until recently, booze.

yeah. wiley cash's new novel "The Last Ballad" has a typo on the inside of the jacket. the novel is set in the county where i reside. whoever created the map on the inside of the jacket misspelled the name of a town. i suppose i could email them. but i doubt they would care. it is a historical novel though. you'd think they'd be more careful.

i'm sure i don't know what you mean.

it's a nice ceiling though isn't it?

I asked you first.

i believe there was a karate kid reference...

have you tried fire?

i've always been fascinated by russian women. they seem to fall into two categories though. this or this nothing in between...

also this one. i love these.