nameraka

i tried googling something with the verb "trump" in it. everything came up cheeto. anyone know if there's a way to tell google to include a word but only if it's being used as a specific part of speech? probably not...

this movie was case and point. it was... okay. i'm certainly not kicking myself for waiting 7 years.

how will i know if i've been triggered?

that's probably for the best.

time's tits get saggy real quick though.

no. but i've eaten octopus and no. that isn't a euphemism.

you've been wanting to see for awhile and then realize that several years have actually gone by since you first decided you wanted to see it? happened to me last night started watch then was like, when did this movie come out anyway? 2011 it came out in fucking 2011. time needs to calm its tits.

you have fun with that

i vote we procrastinate until someone more motivational comes along.

still not done watching this. i started the week it came out. it's kinda boring.

motivate me to motivate you.

asshats.

You don’t decide. thats dale’s job. karen said so...

Just because we’re related doesn’t mean it’s ok to touch me there.

Unfortunately phones don’t seem to exist in this timeline...

You might not wanna tell sloth...

Well fuck me. I guess we’ll never find captain pete’s Treasure map now.

Yeah. And no nose.

I think I.m supposed to be Johnny this time.

Listen, have you seen Steve?