yeah, i know how you fee...
oh.
oh, you didn't mean that literally.
...i'm fine.
nothing wrong on this end.
hey, that's a cute whatever that is you got there...
please be short and to the point.
i really don't have time for this, but my therapist insists that i need to make more of an effort to be "empathetic."
like i'm not fucking empathetic as hell already.