nameraka

wait... how?

i'm the only person on earth who actually doesn't care.

another web of lies? this is getting fucking exhausting.

i liked pretty much everything but the ending, which was rushed and awful. basically i liked 90% of the series. assuming you mean the 2005 version. i also liked the late 70's original with the exception of the standalone galactica 1980 film.

i feel triggered by this statement.

she says that pop tarts are only for breakfast i say she's an awful bitch and has ruined my life with her arbitrary, soul-crushing rules. am i missing something here?

here you go. http://ultimateclassicrock.com/meat-loaf-i-would-do-anything-for-love/

yeah, but according to sammy hagar, "i can't tell you, but it lasts forever." so there you go... way to sidestep the question sammy...

it kinda does, doesn't it? huh...

well i guess my dog thinks love and food are the same thing, so...

love kinda sounds like a crappy hallmark card.

that's probably the correct answer.

so love feels like apathy... that sounds right.

well it is the leading cause of hpv in men...

i would try mustard. why not mustard? that's my new slogan "WHY NOT MUSTARD?"

i mean, aside from that uncomfortable itching, burning sensation. and the smell, of course.

much better than antelope tinny sort of word...

omfg juju! juuuuujuuuu... so satisfying. and yet it also feels mildly antisemitic.

i used to stay home and drink or write or write and drink (though this usually resulted in some of the worst writing ever seen by human eyes)

in honor of her recent passing.

i just like saying hulu. say it with me. hulu huuuuluuuuu....

this is a terrible porn analogy. clearly jeremy does the fucking...

see, i actually have a ton of shit i'd love to do that i can't because i work way too much. but yeah, i couldn't just do nothing either. i'd just like to not have my day scheduled out for me.