nameraka

1. Colonoscopy, a love story 2. Al Capone's taxes 3.Whatever they decide to call Star Wars ep ix.

uhg... extroverts are creepy

you have to mush it

I prefer email for the same reason. Had a job in a call center for a year. Worst job ever.

must have been when you called me.

fucking millennials...

calling me names isn't the same as calling me.

Or posts in my threads.

oh, i have a ps4 as well, but i don't think it's available on that one. i also need to stop buying consoles...

you know, i have this game sitting in a bin under my xbox and still haven't played it. i've had the damn thing for like 3 years now. i need to stop buying video games...

Yes No Yes i'm hungry no fuck...

i actually like it too just not five times a day...

i think most of y'all would look nice like this

he's best known for this one, right?

after my time i guess...

Oh just fuck that song... and probably carley simon in the 70's if i had a time machine. she was kinda hot. but seriously fuck that song.

i hear this like five times a day at work enough...

what we do in the shadows

you seem confused...

Fap. Corrected.

I find nothing that you do “unbelievably” stupid at this point.

rewatching vikings on history channel.

she accosted me in my driveway about it the other day. this woman is fucking nuts. example: she basically lets her dog run around free at night. (apparently she's not aware that this is a violation of animal control ordinance) we live right in between the interstate and a state hwy. i'm surprised the dog isn't dead as it loves to chase cars. i can't count how many times it's run directly in front of my car as i pull into my driveway at night. anyway, a few weeks ago i was standing in my front yard and she's like, well time to take the dog for a walk. she then proceeds to let the dog out, get in her car and take off down the road with the dog chasing the fucking car... i don't trust you to own a dog properly lady, so yeah, i'm totally gonna vote for you. fucking psycho...

man my birthday is actually on a weekend for once and i'm gonna miss it by like a week. fuck life.