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if you love them, set them free http://abc7.com/pets-animals/ca-fish-market-owner-buys-70-pound-octopus-sets-it-free/3521782/

Also i have a new favorite word: panspermia.

always wear sunblock welcome.

you should get your own house to live out of

yeah, that was my first reaction. how the fuck did he get a shotgun in without anyone noticing. side note, i almost stopped at that wendy's on the day in question. it's on my way to work...

she doesn't have the show stoppers of some of the others on the list, but she's consistently funny and since the question was 'which are your favorites' i also factored in personality i've seen her in interviews and always just thought she was a really cool person...

okay here goes... no particular order. will ferrell chris farley dennis miller mike myers vanessa bayer tina fey bill murray chevy chase dana carvey phil hartman

i'm just gonna leave this here as a cautionary tale ...not to eat at wendy's. https://www.wcnc.com/article/news/crime/drive-thru-argument-leads-to-wendys-worker-shooting-customers-car-police-say/275-566594596

Harder.

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i made the varsity football team in h.s. i wasn't particularly big or athletic but then our football team sucked, so pretty much everyone who showed up made the team. still, i got that cool jacket i haven't worn since the 90's.

i want this version.

a message board isn't really a world at least not in the conventional sense but, whatever, knock yourself out.

did you seriously just quote summer of '69 at me?

that's it there just not taking this conflict seriously anymore https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2018-06-21/flaming-condoms-from-gaza-newest-threat-to-southern-israel

that's deep you know, since pi doesn't end... cue groans

the timeline got messed up and when they fixed it, they kept the records

that guy from the apprentice is the secret service watching me yet?

No. Fuck those people. unless they threw in a T-shirt or something.

I used to be.

always fucking shit up and then i have to deal with it... seriously, fuck that guy. honestly, the only real joy i have left is in fucking with future me. let's see how you like going to work with a hangover tomorrow dumbass.

Yeah. No one wants to see that...

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