nameraka

like i can afford those expensive foamy drinks...

who the fuck am i kidding? like i'd know...

holy shit. it's raining. it's fucking raining right now. do you hear that shit? there is goddamn thunder happening right now, bitch. no, it's not okay. no, i won't calm the fuck down. it's fucking RAINING. why the fuck aren't you doing something? (or something to that effect)

i think my problem is that all the traits i hate in people tend to be magnified in children. selfish lacking in empathy loud no understanding of personal space yeah, i'd just rather not...

how did you get my family reunion photo?

yeah, that sounds right. it's a shame. i used to eat it pretty frequently. i'd even buy the canned crap to put on salads. fishy, but pretty good...

i used to enjoy octopus a good deal then i found out they're smarter than half the people i know.

i am not responsible for this

i've been saying this for years. the universe just is what it is. there's no higher power. stop projecting.

i win

No. Now be quiet and eat your sunscreen.

this is true...

hey i like this. if winning is the only thing... then losing doesn't even exist.

It wouldn’t. Unless you’re like ten and don’t really have a working knowledge of anatomy.

i started a new one. https://unevenedge.com/topic/28850-the-old-picture-thread/

don't you tell me what to do.

this is actually a recent picture of nicolas cage

here's an old picture of your mom.

this is an old picture of some science guy.

veronica is the one that always gets me. basically about a once vibrant young woman crippled by age and alzheimers. elvis costello is just kind of a downer...

maybe i'm asking the wrong question here. what the hell are you guys doing so that i can not do that?

where's my elder scrolls, bitch? it's been seven fucking years...

i have decided that henceforth i shall only win. so. what is the secret to winning? also why the hell am i asking you people?

spork wounds are no joke, son.