a fighter pilot
this is amusing if you've seen how thick my glasses are.
i started wearing contacts because even the super thin lenses were so heavy they wore a dent in the bridge of my nose.
my wife's sister's cat gave birth to a litter on my wife's birthday, so it was a foregone conclusion that we were taking one.
we've decided to call it sam (boy) but can't agree on what sam is short for. (except not samuel. who calls a cat samuel?)